I think America fuck yeah should be our anthem

You are viewing a single comment's thread.

↑ View this comment's parent

← View full post
Comments ( 10 ) Sort: best | oldest
  • And bathtubs. More Americans die from falling in their bathtub than terrorist attacks.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • For real?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
    • Hey, I like bathtubs. I do think that it's important for a bathtub to not be slippery.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Just so it doesn't exclude getting slippery with a Valentines Day date in a bubbly bathtub with candlelight.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • This is a good example of when you are being weird, and creepy, dude. No offense, but I have to be honest here, because it's out of left field.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
            -
          • I appreciate the feedback. But as a general comment, romantic movies show couples taking bubble baths together quite often. In my opinion, it looks as natural as kissing. I suppose a few people would be creeped out. But honestly, I don't get the connection.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
              -
            • Oh, I know, and I've done that plenty of times, but bringing it up randomly is what's creepy, and annoying.

              I was talking to someone about something entirely different related to bathtubs, and then you just bring up this tangent.

              Comment Hidden ( show )
                -
              • Okay, sorry. When you said "slippery" in the context of bathtubs, it made me think of heart warming couples scenes in old movies that were really sweet. Perhaps it would be less creepy to say, "Indeed, those who have dates for Valentines Day are truly blessed".

                Comment Hidden ( show )
        • Naw, I'm good.

          More important than dates with anyone my cat will be thirteen one day before Valentine's Day. I celebrate my cat's birthday instead.

          Comment Hidden ( show )