I teleported once.

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I sware to god I teleported. I was standing up walking around my apartment, and then I was on the ground. I know it was teleportation because my beer was still upright in my hand. Aliens wouldn't have put the beer back in my hand afterwards.

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Based on 21 votes (10 yes)
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  • e51pegasi
    6 years ago

    Wow I'd phone the feds if I were you. Ask for Mulder or Scully.

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    • rayb12
      6 years ago

      Not Scully anymore

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  • Running_with_scissors
    6 years ago

    Too funny.

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  • agrace1819
    6 years ago

    If you were drinking it was probably just loss of memory for a second or two. It’s impossible to teleport.

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  • WeirdoMcWeirdFace
    6 years ago

    Totally normal dude XD

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    6 years ago

    You can't teleport.

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  • Anklejbiter
    6 years ago

    If you had been drinking, then you might hsve partially blacked out for a second or two. If this is the case, then what you experienced is actually closer to time travel than teleportation.

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  • NormalBabyGirl
    6 years ago

    Brundlefly did it once too.

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  • Britneywolf
    6 years ago

    *Psh* Happens all the time!

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  • S12207
    6 years ago

    I wish I could teleport too!

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  • Smithers
    6 years ago

    You are pretty much retarded. Enjoy your imaginary miserable life.

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