All I ever want to do is devour the apple pie. I really don't bother with small talk, there's no time for idle chit chat! Call me savage, but I just get straight to the eating. If you can restrain yourself better than I can, then well done to you!
I do make noises at food sometimes. Like when you're eating something and you start making robot noises. Unless it's toast, in which case I sometimes make dog growly noises. I feel like I should be embarrassed to admit this:P. It doesn't look that weird in real life, honestly! It just looks *slightly* like a dog with a newspaper. You know how they kind of shake it around a bit and kind of gnaw on it. Um, yeah. And then I just eat it making even more weird noises. Ok, I'm going to stop now, because there's worse. Nom nom nom! Food is so tasty.:D
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All I ever want to do is devour the apple pie. I really don't bother with small talk, there's no time for idle chit chat! Call me savage, but I just get straight to the eating. If you can restrain yourself better than I can, then well done to you!
I do make noises at food sometimes. Like when you're eating something and you start making robot noises. Unless it's toast, in which case I sometimes make dog growly noises. I feel like I should be embarrassed to admit this:P. It doesn't look that weird in real life, honestly! It just looks *slightly* like a dog with a newspaper. You know how they kind of shake it around a bit and kind of gnaw on it. Um, yeah. And then I just eat it making even more weird noises. Ok, I'm going to stop now, because there's worse. Nom nom nom! Food is so tasty.:D
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No No No... your doing it all wrong. you're supposed to make robot noises when eating toast, and dog noises when eating sandwiches.