I sympathize with inanimate objects

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  • ouch!

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    • it would prove you're a hard ass, though.

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      • more like a sore ass.

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        • but by sitting on them it will show that you can sit on uncomfortable chairs whilst bearing with the pain of a sore ass, therefore making you a hard ass.
          Comprehende?

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          • Oh yeah, I get it. I'm just not so sure I want it THAT bad.

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            • Well you initially stressed the importance of maintaining your facade as a hard ass. I think you are a conflicted person.

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              • No, actually my girl and believe I may be in the early stages of "old timer's disease".
                What were we talking about again?

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