I'm reading these comments and am kinda baffled. I thought folks knew better.
I used to share this sentiment and must say I still do toward a select few treasured possessions. Very few. And those hold more than just material value.
Ima clue you in, good folks of IIN.
The rest of it is a bunch of fucking crap made by Asian slave labor in hopes that it fails ASAP so that you may place your treasured crap in a landfill and purchase a new piece of crap with your hard earned money. Even better, on credit for a hefty interest payment.
The manufacturers of your new crap hope that your new and snazzy crap with neato features fails soon too. Not soon enough that they have to buy you a replacement crap, mind you. The 380 day crap is ideal for warranty purposes.
This cycle presently makes the economic world go round. Sad state of affairs I know.
Personally I enjoy destroying crap. I feel I'm a job creator every time I lose my temper and shoot another television because Obama's on it trying to bullshit me. Those poor Asian slaves need to eat too, who am I to deprive them?
I'd steer anyone towards Mr. Neil Young's magnum opus "Piece of crap". At least it is in my most humble opinion.
OP, are you sure that cake is relieved and happy to be passed through your digestive system?
I know I'd rather languish on the kitchen counter.
I sympathize with inanimate objects
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I'm reading these comments and am kinda baffled. I thought folks knew better.
I used to share this sentiment and must say I still do toward a select few treasured possessions. Very few. And those hold more than just material value.
Ima clue you in, good folks of IIN.
The rest of it is a bunch of fucking crap made by Asian slave labor in hopes that it fails ASAP so that you may place your treasured crap in a landfill and purchase a new piece of crap with your hard earned money. Even better, on credit for a hefty interest payment.
The manufacturers of your new crap hope that your new and snazzy crap with neato features fails soon too. Not soon enough that they have to buy you a replacement crap, mind you. The 380 day crap is ideal for warranty purposes.
This cycle presently makes the economic world go round. Sad state of affairs I know.
Personally I enjoy destroying crap. I feel I'm a job creator every time I lose my temper and shoot another television because Obama's on it trying to bullshit me. Those poor Asian slaves need to eat too, who am I to deprive them?
I'd steer anyone towards Mr. Neil Young's magnum opus "Piece of crap". At least it is in my most humble opinion.
OP, are you sure that cake is relieved and happy to be passed through your digestive system?
I know I'd rather languish on the kitchen counter.
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Well, cakes are meant for eating, so I'd assume they want to be eaten. They wanna go to the tummy party!