I still enjoy shitting my pants.

Oh my god, after seeing this god forsaken post for like seventeen times now, I decided to finallly read it and...

Your a sick asshole. What is wrong with you? I'm usually not judgemental and I have given great advice to those who want to fuck their fathers, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell is wrong with you.

Were you dropped on your head? Molested by your uncle? Touched by your brother, WHAT?

I cannot even think how to explain how fucked up you truly are and I hope your wife leaves you. YES, THERE IS SOMETHING TRULY WRONG WITH YOU. Seak help, get assraped, wear a diaper, SOMETHING. SEEK HELP NOW!!!.

This is sick. And I don't even care about the sh**t part. That you're sittin on your a$$ everyday while your girlfriend works a crappy job so that you can eat and create the sh**t you sit in everyday. I mean, who the hell is raising your kids? The street? God that is so selfish. You say you didn't sign up for this but I disagree...pretty sure you signed up for it all four times you came without protection. Your girlfriend has the resilience of a horse to work all day and then still come home and kneel before YOU.
Fetishes all have their time and place but not at the expense of responsibility.

OMG I will die laughing
. . . . . .
But if like shitting urself that much, then at least put a diaper

Sure it's normal..... If u r 6 months old......

you have no job, 4 kids, your wife works at white castle, and you like to shit your pants. Wow whoever made this up is really funny but if its real then your life is super fucked up and you are just the worst ever.

I bet you have a pimply ass

Oh, the internet..

HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! omg, in tears right now. I think i might shit myself out of laughter.

Hey, get your story straight pooper! Is it your "girlfriend" or your "wife". Which one cleans your butt?

Do I laugh or do I cry...?

Does anyone ever ask you why your house smells like shit?

I had to come back to this after three days because I couldn't stop laughing...

so you don't care about your girlfriends feeligns and hate helping your kids with their homework and you spend your free time sh!tting yourself! WTF!?!??!

if my wife worked at white castle i would shit myself to .why do you think they call those little burgers sliders ?? they slide right thru you!

How many fucking times do I need to see this one. I refuse to vote or comment as I find this dude fucking creepy and gross. Leave me alone and stop making me see this stupid page.

I do something similar, only I take my mom's poop out of the toilet with my bare hands and stuff it in my undies, then I sleep in those undies. it makes me feel like my mom is close to me.

who does your laundry bro?

"The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth."

WTF DUDE! Seriously, are you kidding me!? My god..

Wait, do you have a girlfriend, or WIFE? Or BOTH???

whats next, you have a collection of bibs and eat gerber for dinner?

grow the f*ck up you i hope your wife sh*ts on your face or i hope she grabs a funnel and force feds you it im sure you wouldnt be giggling then

Stupid troll.

FIRST of all, LMAO!! I seriously doubt this story is true; SECOND, if it is: You are fucking disgusting. There are so many things wrong with what you posted. Shitting your pants in the first place; seriously, grown the hell up- youre 30! Being a stay-at-home BUM, whose wife is the only one working to support the family; pawning your kids off on their friends so you can act like you're 2 years old; and last but not least, "I didn't sign up for this BS" is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard come out of a "husband's? or BF's?" mouth. Umm yeah, you pretty much signed up for it when you: A. got married (if that's the case); and B. had 4 kids. So get off your shit-stained ass, get a damn job, and GROW THE HELL UP! hahahaha!

All of the hilarious, clever comments posted before mine describe how I feel about this horendous post. But, I have to ask you: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCK YOU OFF WHEN YOU SHIT ALL OVER YOURSELF?! Goddamn, I'm going to throw up.
Clean yourself up, GROW up, and get a fucking job, you lazy American. You're making us all look bad.
'MERICA!

gosh never had a laugh on my bed for so long, my roomie thought somethin was up. Anyways, u sure have a weird fetish, and no offence, but its SICK

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I ANSWERED THIS ONE AND IT STILL COMES UP.

Leave me the hell alone. Like what this guy should do to his underware. Please, I don't want to see this sick fuckers perversion again. Can someone tell me how to block sick fuckers like this from popping up in my browser window.

Also, what the hell, I voted no but it shows NOT A SINGLE NO. Which also makes me ask; who the fuck would say you are normal?

"I never signed up for that sh*t. The only sh*t I signed up for was the kind I put in my pants when they are all gone!"
You've decided to bring for lives into this world, and you didn't sign up for that? LOL. you're obviously a troll. trololol. But sure. that's totally normal. 30 years old and got no job, stays at home all day then sends his kids down the street to a friends house just so you could shit your pants? LMFAO. <3

No you are not normal at all. I even doubt Jerry Springer would allow such on his show. You could try though, that's about my best advice.

dude, they should make a movie about your life! it sounds fucking awesome!

Holy god man pull yourself together...this is what life is for you?

LOOOOOOL the best ever story !!!!!! LOOL
''The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy''i freaking laughed at this and at 'oral thing':)) i mean i laughed at the whole story !! dude,u have AWESOME imagination,pls keep postin funny stories!
lol i almost shit my pants too from laughin hahahahaha

This story is so insane I couldn't stop laughing! Either way though no you're not normal...But extremely funny.

You are nasty. I mean, grow up. Really??? I'm surprised your girl hasn't left you yet, and I hope if she has a brain she will

Is it normal I do this very same thing, and then I, well I lick the underwear clean when I am feel that the shit has gone back to room temperature (its hot when it first comes out). I dont use a washing machine.

So you shit your pants and you're a deadbeat... awesome. You're a douchebag and worthless - what a perfect combination. Seriously?! How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

3 words... ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I THINK YOU NEED GET SOME HELP !! I HELL WONT S**T IN MY PANT !!

Man, you're really sick! That's fucking disgusting. I question your mental health and also how your wife couldn't smell it. WTF?! HOW COULD ANYONE NOT SMELL IT AND HOW DID SHE NOT SEE IT SMEARED ALLOVER YOUR CLOTHES AND ASS/MANHOOD?! IF YOU WERE MY DAD OR MY HUSBAND AND I KNEW THAT SHIT, I WOULD BE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU! YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP! WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT WALKING OVER TO THE LOO AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR BUSINESS?! I HOPE YOU WASH YOURSELF PROPERLY AND USE PLENTY OF AIR FRESHENER, BECAUSE THE SMELL IS UNGODLY AND TOO NOTICEABLE!!!! GET HELP!

omg the title made me burst out laughing

oh my gosh ahahahahah this is a joke right???
coz i cant believe this is true. . . very funny but odd as f*

holy shit i just laughed for 10 minutes at this post! i sincerely hope you're joking! thats just messed up man, holy god.

if shitting yourself floats your boat then.. why do you need to ask is it normal? it plainly isnt normal but its your shit and its in your pants so who cares?.. :)

You are the greatest seriously.
I haven't giggled that hard in a long time!

Makes me wonder about the brown stains in the asses of pants at Goodwill. Come on, man the fuck up.

1000 people say yes.

I hope this post isn't a joke because it would be hallious if you're being serious.

No man has ever taken a dump without taking a leak simultaneously or directly after. Ahh the wonderful prostate.

I laughed the whole time reading this, I just imagined you reading this out loud with a mild Southerners accent

haha this story made me laugh...
but its gross and you sound gross.
urghhh!!

I'm weeping here...OMFG you are one funny fuck!!! HAAA

lol why is everyone so surprised by this.. i thought it was a common fetish :P lol i think its quite grose though

dont listen to what enyone else says.. its a fetish and if it turns you on it turns you on. if someone is coming on here to be rude then they shouldnt come on here at all :)

It's very normal to shit your pants. It's like saying to the world, " I don't like you or your rules, and here's a big log to remember me by." So yea, shit away, I know half or more of the people who commented here shit their pants and are in denial, why else would they leave a comment or click on it in the first place.

oh my..

totally normal.

Hmmmmmmm. Haaaaahaaaahaaa uh oh lol this is so wrong but so funny im having mixed emotions right now. I feel bad for your wife but then again i dont find your post to be true. Good funny story...

Btw if you were spanked for shitting your pants then whoever spanked you with his/her hands must have learned their lesson to never spank you again!

I laughed for ten minutes straight and I just began to laugh again right now! Damn dude why you sh*t your pants?Of all the thing in your house you can shit on why your pants? You can sh*t in a funnel to make mini-sh*t or you can shit in the toilet where you should but damn! Your friggin pants? It is enjoyable the way you described it but I'm sure your wife didn't like the taste of your sh*t!
"Let's just say she tasted it before she smelled it." LOL I laughed so hard I cried and exited the browser, then I came back and cried laughing again! Sorry dude, you're definitely not normal.

Umm I dont think thats normal but....
if u enjoy it to that extent then its kinda fine....
I think its kinda gross-_-

I do the same thing everyday and have the same life except i piss myself too

Lol it's normal I have many times you like the feeling of cake in your pant's the sort of feel something is there and when you sit down it's squashes all in lol pretty hot. Lot of scat videos on the internet watch ;)

do you have a favourite pair of pants you like to shit in? can I shit in your pants?

I absolutly love pooping my pants and I'm 50 yrs old. When I ride bulls is when I sh*t

lol erm yeah I totally agree... dat just ISN'T normal at all except for babies though but thats a different story, mannn I feel sorry for your family!

LOL. I would hate to be your wife and do the laundry! BTW Ur not normal.

If your wife loves you, she will understand
XD

Thats hillarious dude and I dont think its normal but if its your thing go for it XD lamo!

I too love to soil myself,not to mention smearing and eating it too.I went to one of England's oldest and most famous boarding schools - it was there I learned to appreciate scat.
Though eating does take some getting used to. I spewed my guts up the first 10 or 15 times I did it.... Until one morning when I shat myself on a train, and couldn't resist seductively smearing my fingers through the sticky ooze on my jeans. I looked at the other passengers, whilst licking each shitty finger in turn, and declared,
"Taste my erotic chocolate"
None of the other passengers seemed to share my sophisticated tastes, and a near riot ensued
I can no longer travel by rail..... Damned unsophisticated commoners have no taste.

30 yr old likes shitting himself and doesnt take proper care of his family. he makes his wife work at a fast food that pays minimum wage while he sits on his shit all day while not letting his kids go in the house. WTF?! I love this website

Lol seeing how mad and judgemental everyone is at your lifestyle is funny af.....Alot of people would probably think you're freaking bonkers but I enjoy it as well.... I Actually do it in a similar style. I would usually hold my poop in for a couple of days and shit my pants whenever I couldn't hold it anymore. It's just a scat, pooping, desperation fetish...more people have it then you'd think. I also wear diapers sometimes if I think I'm going to have an 'accident' in public. I'll admit im childish and probably need to grow up but it is what it is. Responsibility and adulting suck!

I can sort of relate to this guy.. I shit my pants a few times as a kid - like we all did - and felt so embarrassed. Did it in school when I was 13, total accident, lots of taunting from class mates. A few weeks later, I suddenly felt the urge and did it on purpose just to wind everyone up. I'd been called "shitty pants" since the previous time, was getting lots of bullying. Just suddenly filled my pants during a totally boring lesson. It was a momentary thrill of pissing the front of my school trousers and feeling the growing bulge in the back, a sort of F*** you to the people who had given me grief. Having to clean up afterwards and explaining to mum brought me down to earth.

Can relate to this. I guess everyone shit themselves sometime as a kid. I did, including a couple of times at school - very embarrassing, lots of taunting and tears. Last time was when I was 14. The teacher didn't believe I needed to go to the toilet, then all of a sudden, I was doing it in my pants. Laughed it off afterwards but got lots of grief from school "mates". Anyway, did it on purpose at the end of my last exam, right in front of everyone. Hell, I wasn't going back there and really didn't care at what they called me.

i only say its normal because fetishes exist. im not saying i'd do it anytime soon... just that do kt in your own time. like you do.

Something warm is escaping my hole as I'm reading this right now because I about pissed my bloomers laughing.

There r toilets for some reasons ya know.(*~*)

So you have a girlfriend and/or a wife...and you shit yourself.

Beautiful

Unicorn endangered species

Holy shit I just laughed so hard I literally think I just had a stroke and I'm 29. My face and whole head is numb and tingly and I feel funky. It was really hard to register, but if I was gonna die I had to at least let the world know that I died of laughter

This is kinda funny?

You need Jesus

Wtf you should take a crap off of a balcony

"still"?? you used to enjoy shitting your pants at all? weirdo. that shit aint normal bro

holy shit ... no pun intended

Okay you guys ... stop the hate comments ... we all know that this situation is disgusting but never bash the guy ... you can say it in a soft way ... don't say it as if he defecated in your mouth or something ... be mature ...

with all due respect ......
thank you

and to you, that kind of thing is not normal my dear, with all due respect ... it will infect you .. and it's not gonna help you in any way. defecating should be done in privatr places like comfort room, rest room or whatever you want to call it as long as it has a toilet in it ...and don't forget to flush and clean yourself ... respect yourself .. respect others as well :)

Nothing wrong with that, my friend. I suggest trying to mask the smell somehow while in the company of others though.

Talk about gross. I've only crapped my pants twice in my life (both times were accidents) and they were experiences I did not enjoy or wish to repeat. So no, pants crapping is not fun.

P.S. You would probably love a great big enema.

All you have to do is wear a diaper with rubber panties to hold the poop in. You might get your wife/gf to play if you present it as a game. You could warn about the poop if she has something else in mind! YOU ARE NOT NORMAL BY ANY MEASURE!

No that's all I gotta say about this nothing else just no

you are a sick fuck

your fucking sick but your story is hilarious im bustin a gut here

You a nasty mudaphuka

Liar Liar pants on Fire!!

you shit like a hero ,
nice .

I do not find your interest in shitting your pants normal. But I have love of peeing my pants, and enjoy and it turns me on. So I feel if you are happy doing it that is goods for you.

Ironically i pissed myself reading this story...

O dear lmao. This is just nasty! you nasty!

How is this thread still relevant?

Lol. Honey, this isn't normal behaviour. Imagine all those germs flying around from your poop particles. Your house must smell bad after shitting your shreddies and parading around like king crap!. Each to their own though, and as long as you aren't touching anything in public while your crap is touching cloth then carry on. Behind closed doors n' all that...

Don't knock on this guy. I also love to poop in my pants.

I think you would enjoy the movie SALO, have u seen it. They have a shit banquet. and other gross stuff in it.

Sorry man, but you are fucked in the head. I guess being that you might get free white castle from your girlfriend working there, your shit may be a bit more enjoyable.

Reading the top most voted I comment I do not understand what is so awful about this post. Well other than the fact you seem to despise your kids. You chose to knock up your wife so you cant regret them now moron. While I do not think its normal to shit yourself for pleasure there is a fetish for these type of things.

What the flying fuck? Are you retarded you sick fucking bastard? What the hell?

All I can do is shake my head. I have never ever heard of a grown man doing this! You have issues!!!!

You have a girlfriend? how?

1 that's fucking sick and gross 2 when I was reading it what the fuck 3 what the fuck, the people who said yes are not fucking normal either, they probably have there weird to and have their own thing they do 4 what is wrong with people and the these days god damn some people have things really wrong with them these days like you and the people who said yes 5 that's disturbing and now that's scared me for life about how some people can be or what they like and what they do alone or who they really are 6 you need help, like really GET help! please for yourself! 7 your not a baby your 5 months old your 30 years old and GROW UP! again for your self please!

Dude, i never shit my pants as a 10year old. In fact i cant ever remember shitting my pants.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU????

What the fuck do you mean still?

not normal and not cool. Actually, it's gross.

You can shit in my pants anyday ;).

You a bit of a selfish sick bugger bro get a job you lazy sod. That said I had a girlfriend many years ago who I found out by accident loved crapping in a diaper. Must say at the time it turned me on and I used to clean and change her. Loved getting down and messy.

I seriously think you are lying.

Wtf you're gross

i think its your way of feeling like a child again since you stated that you never sighned up for having your kids or listening to your gf complain about her back, its stuff youre going to go threw when youre grow up... but i think thats your way of thinking ur a child still.

Dafauq did I just read?

Hmmm. Before I can properly comment, do you feel any sort of sexual attraction to your mother?

.. I think you need to see a therapist, get sh*t off your mind and out of your pants. Because, I can't say this is normal

Not bloody normal ur fucked up majorly and Need to grow a pair and Grow up ...go the the toilet !!!!And Farking grow up!!

not sure why 21% say this is normal. this is normal if you are 1 year old

You know when people say PMSL all the time it doesnt mean they actually do it

I can actually smell it.

Instead of me being disgusted, i actually was laughing to beginning, till the end of the story. XD

grow the fuck up man and get your sh!t right at first you say your girlfriend then you say your wife which is it faker this shit sounds more gayer then funny

My daily lols in one post, how convenient.

''Being over 30 is not different to me then being 10.''
THAT SENTENCE O.O

i had some suspitions this is true for some people...

It's beyond normal,it's WONDERFUL!...Also,you mentioned your wife works at WHITE CASTLE..yum,GREAT WAY,to take a SHIT!

If you are being honest about your "poopy pants" compulsion and not just posting this for popularity's sake, then it's possible that as a child you were not cared for properly during the "anal stage".

See this website for details: http://psychology.about.com/od/aindex/g/def_analstage.htm

Similiar compulsions and habits can also arise from improper care during other Freudian psychosexual development stages. For instance, children who were not cared for properly during the oral stage often become smokers later in adulthood. This could be similiar to your underlying case, however disgusting it is.

Wow, that is uhhhh... just wow. Amazing. What a strange world I live in... O.0

I cant stop this is funneeeh

LOL ::D.Maybe you like it because shit is warm?
Idk is it normal or what

Obviously this is not normal. Its disgusting and/or repulsive that you enjoy sitting in your own waste.

Please do yourself and others around you a favor and seek help. PLEEASE.

Man you fucked up literally! I cant even describe how I feel abt what your sick Ass posted

Keep doing what you love, cowboy. May I ask how many pairs of underwear you throw away each week?

funniest troll ive seen in a long time.

I don't know if this is true or not but this is just to funny.

You rock shitter, totally normal.

this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. I just uncontrollably laughed for a whole minute.

i do this too lol

ew too much details. :O i thought you'd be younger! i feel bad for your girlfriend! eww

Best troll ever. Literally made me cry with laughter.

Ya I also do the same thing but like to put it into my family's dinner every night so they can enjoy it too!

Its funny, I could tell you were joking because at first you refer to your partner as your girlfriend, then later as your wife so the story isn't consistent. But thanks for the laugh!

you poop your pants on purpose, you smoke, you say sh* t quite often, now that's a good role model for 4 kids, wrong!

You're a freak. It's that simple.

Normal people don't commonly shit their pants at 10...

Um...ten year olds do not crap their pants.

This is fake, the minute he said she dropped his pants for a bj i knew it was bs

"sitting in my own filth" lmfao

trololol

also who does the washing?

I would NOT spank your ass as punishment if you shit your pants!

ahahaha next time u decide to troll dont make it so obvious

This is hilarious! Keep shitting! Godspeed!

Stange... Very strange... Or should I saw f*cking strange...

Fucking people... Jesus and Mary.

THis is such a funny story!

0o0 whuh?

To each there own dude but this is some funny shit!!!

its the cleaning up afterwards that sux

Wow that is so funny but I understand that.

That is HILARIOUS. Nice wife you have, by the way. I wish my girlfriend would do that.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Funny stuff Dude!!

ive never heard o f anything so funny! its cool though. whatever you like!