I started eating a lot more healthy and my ass has a lot to say

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Ok, so I have never eaten as unhealthy as some people do but I am eating a lot more healthy now with a lot more fruit, veggies and am drinking a lot more water.

However, I have noticed my ass speaks a lot now. I have noticed I fart a lot more, my farts have also got a lot bigger, louder and longer and some of them are stinking a little more. I farted while typing this question as well. I am just really letting them go as needed and not holding back one bit but why does my ass have so much to say?

This is actually a real question I just decided to put some humour in it. So you can make a joke if you want as long as it is not mean but I would also like an actual answer as well. Thanks. 😀

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  • nosklafiduEKIK
    6 years ago

    Your ass will start demanding equal rights, status and recognition and 50% of your gross income.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Hahaha! Your probably right as well!

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      • reginaFalangi
        6 years ago

        You're.

        (sorry, that was MY ass not being able to keep silent :P )

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          Oh gosh I made one typo and someone feels the need to correct it when they very well know what I was saying. Smh… :)

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      Damn poop chutes; can't live with em, can't poop without em!

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  • rayb12
    6 years ago

    Most people are actually constipated. This is healthy. Please record some and link to a YouTube video where we can listen and further analyze.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I get the feeling most people don't realise they are constipated either. I mean those poop that poop once every 3 days is not normal or healthy.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    You can gradually adjust your body into getting used to the higher fiber intake or you can take some Beano for it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I think I might just stick to the farting and not worry about it. Thank you.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        6 years ago

        Okay have fun with that.

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  • 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
    6 years ago

    *BRAAAP*

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I know and it feels so good to do as well lol!!

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  • JohnMcBain1967
    6 years ago

    Yeah of course it's normal you're eating healthy God made foods and there's a lot of natural carbs in that food, and carbs make you fart. Welcome to the wonderful world of healthy eating.

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  • ojimpu
    6 years ago

    Veggies make you gassy, this shit is normal.

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  • yasss
    6 years ago

    Completely normal! after all farts depend on what you eat. (just try to save yourself from embarrassment and hold them in in public )

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  • anonymousopinions
    6 years ago

    As I mentioned in the member chat yesterday, for past couple of weeks I have put myself on a diet (not fat, but just a hair overweight), so low/no sugar/carbs and skipping a meal sometimes.

    Definitely noticed stomach growls a lot more, and not because of feeling hungry (embarrassing of coarse because it sounds like farting, at least I subconsciously think it does)

    I wouldn't be surprised your newer diet does this to you.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Member chat? You have never talked to me in there. You are correct in saying I think it is the new diet doing this. I have just been farting and not worrying about it.

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