i scratch my balls and smell it

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  • Kernel1337

    I smell mine too, I scrub them every morning but they still smell... I found out this is normal, it means you are healthy, and most likely going through puberty, your sweat glands go F*cking nuts during that time, and a few years after... That is what makes the smell, hormones do have a lot to do with it as well, Some people find it sexually attractive, while some find it disgusting, trust me its 100% normal...

    *Writer's note, I accidentally wrote "Thrust me" the first time, that would have been major lolz...*

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    • IrishPotato

      I think you got likes because of that Writer's Note <3.

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    • kkisawesome

      U know what I don't know how I even got here I'm a female and I DONT belong in this conversation

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      • Anonypoo

        hahaha me too im just wondering about the mental health about guys now...

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        • djangoballs

          Our balls smell way better than your PMS jelly leaking vaginas ladies! T-bag!

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          • kittymarrie

            Excuse me my vagina smells fucking fabulous

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            • anilkumar

              I'm curious to smell it:-P

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            • Oleg

              Sure it does.

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              • SillyBillyChilly

                Like the shithouse door on a tuna boat...tee hee

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            • yessodidshe

              How often you you shave and douche?

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          • StrawberryTurtle

            yeah but at least women dont rape people!

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            • xxoffwhite

              Rape isn't just a guy to girl thing, -_- Anyone has potential to be a rapist

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            • whatevz

              not true - did you here about the Russian Lady who fed some dude only viagra for about three days - in here basement! IDTS.

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              • karlito345

                yep! Olga and Viktor.. the guy tried to rob the woman's salon but got his ass kicked by the black belter woman. then he was tied to the radiator at the back of the salon and got raped for three days.. after he was released, he went to the police and even got the nerve to tell that he was raped.. lol

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              • StrawberryTurtle

                no i didnt.but men r worse than women.Humans wouodnt b here w/o women!

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            • curiousBadger

              *facepalm* are you serious, only a small percentile of men rape women, you can't accuse a race just because of a small fraction. And women sexually harass men, which is pretty much the same thing. This comment is absolute bollocks.

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            • hipsterturtlelove

              Yes they do.just as often as men do.

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              • SpencerDiLaurenta

                Whoooooa that is factually incorrect.
                Statistically speaking, men rape woman much much much more often than women rape men.

                Either way is wrong, obviously, no one (whether man or woman) should be forced to do something they don't want to.

                Women raping men:
                1 in 25 (4.0%) men reported that they had been forced to penetrate a woman, had been the victim of an attempt to force penetration, or had been made to receive oral sex.

                Men raping women:
                1 in 20 women (5%) said that they had been raped at some point in their life UNDER the age of 16.

                Also, "nearly 20% of all women" in the United States suffered rape or attempted rape sometime in their life.
                More than a third of the victims were raped before the age of 18.
                Only 1 in 7 rapes by males against females are reported
                And there are over 32,000 pregnancies nationally from women being raped each year.

                Although both are terrible, please do not compare the two or say ignorant things like, "just as often" because that is not true.

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              • StrawberryTurtle

                no they dont

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            • Brybry1234

              What a load of Bollox- some women do!!! Have a little read of "Fred & Rosemary west" luv-

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            • tomtodd

              You dont know my mom

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            • iShouldntExist

              What alter dimension do you live in? Women still rape and the fact that some people still don't believe that is plain ignorant. Women rape people but the fact that if a man went to a courthouse trying to sue a woman for rape then they aren't going to do anything about it. And sometimes the women lie and still get their way, there is a difference between rape and speaking to a person in a normal conversation.

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              • tomtodd

                Everyone is talking about the physical side but what about emotionally? Thats where things kinda even out or in favor of the female

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          • blondebihx

            my vagina smells way better smh

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      • Donotaskme

        Sameeeee

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      • Tiger844628

        same!

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    • Perry.Da.Penile.Pirate

      Very normal... I happen to like the taste of ball sweat. I have even rung them out into a glass after a hard day of work. I even went as far as getting my girl's vajinkus sweat mixing it with mine, then gargling the sweet nectar like mouthwash. Mmmm! I can't get enough! It is so tastaay, I couldn't hope to compare it to anything. Nothing in this world is so good, except male + female butthole juice, blended with ball sack and vajinkus sweat, and a hint of peppermint. Mix that all together, blend them SWEET SWEET juices and try not to burst into sweats thinking about it in my tummy! Currently me and my babe go to Dirty Sweat Stench Anonymous (Yes like AA or NA) DSSA it changed our lives knowing there are others out there like us! I continue to dink a large glass 3 times daily, it's better than any drug I could ever want but yet produces similar euphoria to extacy... Sometimes I rub one out all over my gf's pretty little face just thinkin of that minty sweet taste. We'll continue our quest for total victory over our addiction but I really am doubtful, who cares it's totally normal. Much love to DSSA followers. Keep pumpin out that sweet stench from your balls or vajinkus! Love y'all...

      PS. Permiate putrid stench smell/lick them fingas n mail it over we are gonna open a smoothie stand called "Perry's Putrid Penile Blends" Come visit us in California. It is definitely happenin! I gtg bang my babe and drank me sum stenchified lip smackin goodness... YUUUUUUM UMPH Mm! Mm! Mm!

      PPS. I'm 100% serious for you doubtful people, if you like the stench give my recipie a try. You'll never go back to just scratch n' sniff it isn't enough after you know what your missin, I promise!

      Perry Da Penile Pirate

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      • DeadReaper2073

        It is physically impossibl for you to sweat enough to gill three large glasses in a MONTH. And there is no such thing as "butthole juice". Unless you are referring to having a diarrhea fetish.

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      • KiddKoolJoe

        Can't tell if trolling or genius. Hmmmmmmmmmm

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      • alienslayer

        THE FUCK !

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      • Brybry1234

        I'd definitely prefer scratch n sniff

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    • John_Boy_33

      Love the smell of my balls, after a shower i powder them ( Johnson N Johnson ), after a long day at work i rub between them and sniff like it a drug ya know

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    • vikinglad

      I.LL thrust you if your fit ;-) .... :P

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    • Yeaaimthatsexybitch

      Thrust me 😂😂😂

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