I put a whole stick of butter in my roommate's smoothies
My roommate had sex with my boyfriemd right after we broke up and I'm pretty sure they were fucking while he and I were still together even though they both deny it. Well when I make smoothies for my roommate and I, I put a stick of butter, sometimes more in hers. I want that bitch to get fat and its working lol. She asks why its greasy and I say thats just the avocado lol. She works out almost everyday but apparently not hard enough! Serves the hooker right for fucking my man behind my back.