I put 2 tampons up my butt

Only of they are soaked in wodka.

It won't matter how many tampons you put up your butt dearie, you aren't going to become a girl without a fucking operation.

Why?

Eat Sh*t

thats what dildos are for, stupid

When you're in there digging them out, see if my car keys are there. I can't find them and I know you'll stick anything up your butte.

Why don't you try 10, you'll get some blood.

How are you and yes I do

You do not stick tampons up your butt you fucking liar. Stop trolling. You know how many stupid posts this website gets daily about things just like this? Too many. No one believes your lame story.

It is fun

Depends why you did it