I punch myself in the head to increase testosterone levels

I need to peak up my test levels, and obviously there's not always someone round whose willing to fight, so sometimes I punch myself in the stomach or head to get pumped and pick up those levels. Do any other bros do this?

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  • SwickDinging

    Sounds normal. If it isn't working that just means you aren't doing it hard enough.

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  • charli.m

    You sound like a nutcase.

    Congrats.

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  • That doesn't sound very scientific. It's not normal.

    Do you think that by simulating fights, your body will be triggered to release testosterone to help you beef up, and challenge other males?

    That's just a random guess. I'd advise you not to hit your head too hard, though. That can't be good for your brain.

    I sometimes hit myself in the head out of frustration, and I've ended up with slight, brief headaches for days or over a week.

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    • bigbudchonga

      "Do you think that by simulating fights, your body will be triggered to release testosterone to help you beef up, and challenge other males?"

      Yes, and to help me get women when I present myself as the alpha male, also I often do it before a set, so I get pumped up and hyped enough to lift more. I don't hit it that hard, and if it ever starts to bleed then I almost always stop.

      Did you find that when you hit your head you got pumped up afterwards?

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      • I do it to clear my head, because of my issues with anxiety. I feel refreshed, but not pumped up.

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  • Meowypowers

    You're doing it wrong. Smack your balls.

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  • nearwantsyourkids

    It's not normal but I do that as well haha

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  • brutus

    Not normal. Deceased wwe
    wrestler chris benoit used to do flying head butts. He suffered permanent brain damage and had a meltdown, killed his family and then hanged himself.

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  • Tato

    This ain't Dragon Ball, baby.

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    • bigbudchonga

      It actually works though, I feel really pumped after

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  • SomeEmoLord

    That's a shit idea. If you really need it, just work out or buy testosterone shots

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    • bigbudchonga

      I'm on test shots anyway, but sometimes when you're about to do a set you need to get extra pumped

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  • palepunk

    Keep doing this daily and then see where you are after about 15 more years!

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    • bigbudchonga

      I've done it quite a bit. And I think good, so their are no problems their.

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      • nikkiclaire

        🤣🤣🤣

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