I Pooped In A Plastic Bag

they may not eat someone, but i, too, am terrified by them. Snakes, Rats and stuff, all fine...but spiders...
I'd do a _LOT_, and mean it, to avoid being confronted with them.

Still, i don't get the part about waiting a few days before disposing and doing it again when a step-father visited? -_-

Also, when toilet clogs, i usually just go to a nearby mall or restaurant, if possible.