I poo in the shower

everytime im in the shower i feel like pooing... is this normal?????

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  • Pinger

    Do it once to try it. Don't tell anyone and never do it again.

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  • Jim_Pfoss

    Sh*t, shower and shave -- in that order. Sounds like you got your routine messed up.

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    • AbsAreUs

      I like to shave, shit, and shower. How does everybody else do it?

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    • oh_so_meeeeeeeee

      lol

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  • chunkybongo

    You've really got that shit figured out, man...

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    • Accjrb

      lmao XD you seem to be oddly impressed haha

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  • prettywoman

    well if you don't actually poop in the shower then i guess your pretty normal. there is nothing wrong with the feeling of wanting to go poo just as long as you don't actually poo, then thats a little creepy....

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    • melvino

      i agree with the guy on the top

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  • ladyday

    I used to poo in the bathtub........ but I was four.

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  • hail_hail

    oh yes
    tahts qiute lovely
    i like tp poo everywhere i can!
    you kno ? its like leaving my little mark beind
    like a little piece of me
    so keep pooping in the showeerr! <3

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  • DaxewIsMySteamName

    Me too!!!!!!!!!
    I just love the texture!!!

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  • cookie333

    Umm.......... Pooing? D8

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  • EyeOfTheStorm

    LOL I jus asked my mom if it was normal to poop in the shower and she said "no". I mean it's understandable if u really can't hold or control it, but other than that I don't think it is.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      You needed to ask your mom?
      *sharts in disgust** public education...

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  • Turdsdowndrain

    Both me and my cousin tweed both have a habit of shitting in the tub and shoving it down the drain, theres a technique we use, mine i bend over by the drain and shit and use my foot to smash it down then i turn the bath on to clear any remains. His is sitting sideways slowly inserts his finger and swirls it in a cirle motion and pushes til his bowls release watever big turds come out he throws in the toilet. The remains he then shoves down the drain and again swirls wit his finger and then makes sure any big pieces that went down have been securly smooshed properly then looks around to see if any turd remains are anywhere

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    • datguypeoplelove

      IM the same nothing wrong with it your practically cleaning your bowels out like a enema lol aslong as u clean up . There is no such thing as normal everyone has a dirty secret may be pooping in the bath/shower or liking older women when your only 18 no one is perfect so take a big ole man dump in your shower happy crapping love from D

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  • oh_so_meeeeeeeee

    pooin in the shower heh? dont know bout all that, only poo in my shower be the SHAMpoo- but you know sometimes people ... apparently feel like pooin in the shower, its cool, i wouldnt follow through with the feeling but you know- no big deal, you be aight!

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  • NormalPonyThrackerzod

    You've mashed your own feces in your fingers? And even stranger, your toes?

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  • Scarred4life

    Allllllllllllrighty then.

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  • Err... knock yourself out?

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  • beachmike

    I think the shower has that affect of loosening the bowels. I will be showering and push out some loose stuff and let it flow down the drain. Pooping in the shower can clog the water going down the drain. I don't think your abnormal if you shit in the shower.

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  • christine

    You would love Korea! I stayed at a hotel there last summer and the hotel rooms are so small that the toilet is right in the shower- no kidding! It was akward for me but I think you would love it.

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  • chezzer

    i cant stop laffin haha

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  • joliegems

    I can't say I have ever wanted to poop in the shower.

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  • green1223

    Just go in the Toilet and keep your life simple

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    • Accjrb

      This is the perfect response

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  • raafi

    why?!? how?! but the toilet is right there...
    no u wiredo its not normal!

    sick man >.<

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  • jellokatt

    wow, this is the first one i'm going to have to say "no, it's not normal.... i hope" to.....

    unless you're a german lesbian (2 girls, 1 shower)

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  • Magnetising

    Absolutely abnormal...Cease this disgusting habit!

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  • glitzygurl54

    this is like the 5th post i’ve seen about someone shitting in the shower so it must be normal

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  • bd

    You mean you ate your bowl movement? 😑

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  • arkbot

    It's Your shit, Do what you want with it. Don't take a shit on your neighbors porch.

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  • BlaBlaBlaMan

    It is actually quite normal, sometimes I also slap my salami while pooping in the shower. Everyone should try it at least once. All you people that haven't tried a good shower poopy, dont knock it till you try it. Also I recommend pooing in hotel showers just before you leave, why because its hilarious, or doing a reverse kanger, which is where you face the wall while you poop and leave a big skidmark :)

    Or finally another good one is to take the lid off the top of the toilet and poop into the cistern, that way when the next person flushes the water comes out brown with all your poopy chunks in it. Good times :)

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  • CJR

    I have a guest house and on two occasions I had guests that defecated in the shower and just left it there, unfortunately this is discovered only after they checked out, what a pity! today it happened again and as such I started searching the web to see if this is some fetish of sorts... Clearly there is something!

    All I am saying is, if you want to do it in the shower, do it at your own house where you can clean it yourself!!! When you stay in at an hotel etc. you do realise that some one has to clean it up after you!! Who the hell do you think you are to expect another non consenting human being to literally pick up your sh*t after you left??

    It takes all sorts to make the world go round & each to his own bla bla bla, but here I am drawing the line! For those who go about it in this way, one day a guest house owner will catch you before you are out the gate, don't be surprised if you are then forced to pick up your own sh*t!!!

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  • ckpk

    Im sorry but i feel if i am alone i should be able to do what i want without judgement if no one is getting hurt. If that means pooping in the shower, (but you must clean the shower area really good afterwords) or pissing my pants on the way home from work in my car, or picking my nose in my own home and rubbing it on to the MY carpet or using a pee bottle cause i dont want to walk to the bathroom when i wake up at night then so be it. People gotta mind their own business.

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  • Embrasurself

    Actually Ariane Grande made a song about this, it's called: "shitting in the shower"

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    • JMM87

      Correction, that would be Becky G.
      The song is called shower. She's also saying "singing in the shower".

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  • robbieforgotpw

    It's awesome there are those that "shove" or force turds down the drain.
    *tries it**

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  • Austalien

    I did it in a bali hotel, I had bali belly so it wasn't soild ^_^

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  • annadee

    Obviously TMI isn't an issue here, so I'll get to the straight poop. Har har.

    Warm water relaxes the bowels, which is why hot baths are suggested for those with constipation and it's the reason that babies often "let go" when they're in a warm, comfy bath.

    If it's a mental rather than physical urge you're getting, then try it, see if you like it. Just, be sure to clean up real good afterward and give the joint a quick bleach spritz. If I were your lady and sat down in the shower to shave after you dropped a deuce in there, no jury in the land would convict me for what I'd do to you.

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  • theytookthisone

    Go for it, just make sure it all goes down the drain. Good luck, be safe, and remember to always have fun!

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  • MegaDethfan1992

    do you actually shit the shower

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  • blondie0h3

    the heat from the water relaxes your bowels. i wouldnt defecate in the shower though, that would be a mess

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  • Gidget

    i thought at first u meant u actually did it in the shower lol i get that sometimes but i try and go before i shower

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  • Marshall_Mathers

    o.o Uhhh, As long as you don't ACTUALLY sh*t in the shower, than I guess it's normal..

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  • Deadpoo

    Thats inconvenient if you poo after a shower.

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  • 13thpipeline

    Umm I don't know if you just feel like going number two in the shower, or if you actually do defecate in it, but I don't think that is very hygienic or considerate of the person who is going to use it after you (assuming that people live with you).

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  • foggyman9

    ok, most of these things on this sight are pretty normal or bordering weird but this...well...this doesn't even get close!

    Seek help!

    Or just wait a little while before a shower, then dump

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  • sephff9

    I do too. Usually I get in the shower and find I have to take a dump. Then I turn off the shower, get out, dry off, dump, then finish the shower.

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  • maya617

    OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    all these comments are so funny........
    I agree with the first comment. How hard is it?
    Its so simple.

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  • randomname2345

    You should keep your... um, rectum empty. Just in case...

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  • LuckyTofu

    That's why you take a dump before you shower. And if you ever think about taking a crap in the shower, then have fun shoving the turd down the drain.

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  • YumInsanity

    my friend did that he said it was great. im not lying he really did we're writing a screenplay

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    • Eye_of_the_beholder

      XD i wouldn't poo in the shower... think of the mess...

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  • yougottatipfothestrip

    Haha. I dare you to try it and see if you wanna do it again :P

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  • sweeterthanpi

    umm actually pooping in the shower...not so normal. but if it makes you want to poop in general i can understand that. showers have a relaxing effect and pooping sort of gives you relief. so i could see how the showering part would make you want to relax yourself even more by going in the toilet.

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  • ooonooonymoos

    I never feel like this. Sometimes when I laugh I fart, does this make you feel better?

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  • Blissical

    You're messed up, REAL GROSS,so dirty, dirtier than my shit mixed with my vomit, you need help.

    But Lol @ all the other comments, freakin hilarious...

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