I played with my balls in front of my mom

They were kind of itchy and I needed to readjust them so I started bouncing them around in the loose jogging pants I had on. My mom stopped talking and scowled at me. Is it normal that I was comfortable enough around her to be unaware of my actions?

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Based on 46 votes (32 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • mauzi

    she made them, with help from the ones that were bouncing against her ass however many years ago you were born.

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    • Alex_Gee

      Haha, too funny! :)

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  • Thanks for the laugh! Most people wouldn't do that in front of a parent, but I think it's normal enough.

    It's not really bad to be comfortable with your body, although it's technically bad manners to touch your privates in such a situation, like she thought.

    It would make me personally uncomfortable if someone touched their privates in front of me, but that would be because of my own dirty mind, interpreting simple readjustment as something sexual.

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  • Yobrepaid

    As long as you didn't sniff your fingers immediately afterwards, you're fine.

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    • RoseIsabella

      He probably did.

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  • raisinbran

    I hate when people scratch their pubes in front of me but I can understand how some people may not be conscious of it.

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  • After she scowled at you, you should have pulled your pants and underwear down, shoved your nuts in her face and asked “seen these lately, mom?”

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    • Grunewald

      You're a funny one!

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  • Columbusbiguy

    Boring! If you had said you started beating off in front of her the situation would have been better and the comments way better. Try again.

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  • RoseIsabella

    She should have smacked you in the face.

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    • Bazinga

      And I wonder why little boys grow up to become rapists. I hope you don't have any kids.

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      • RoseIsabella

        ... meh. Rapists are scum regardless what kind of parents, or upbringing they had.

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        • Bazinga

          So are their mothers.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Not all rapists come from abusive families, and not all people from abusive families turn into violent criminals. In the end we all have free will, and can choose. Many people choose wrongly.

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            • Bazinga

              Right.

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  • TheWolf

    That is funny just next time go out of the room first

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    The fuck.

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  • bigbudchonga

    This is cool bro. You're just comfortable enough with yourself to rearrange in front of your mum.

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  • eeeekkk

    I’d say so. I find with family or people I am really used to and are also used to me I tend to find myself subconsciously committing weird behaviours

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