I pee on the shower?

Peeing ON the shower? So you stand outside the shower and piss on it?

Yes I pee in the shower, why do some people have issues with this. It goes down the same drain as the toilet. For a guy, he can aim it right at the drain, it is not like I will stand there and shoot it all over the walls. When me and my girl take showers together she also pees in the shower, she sometimes tries to aim it at the drain. Makes for a good laugh. Would peeing be any different than being jerked off by your girlfriend, wife in the shower and then blasting a huge load. If anything it is worse because it doesn't just slide down the drain, it sticks to the floor of the shower. Most times have to use our toes to get it going down the drain.

As long as you do it straight down the drain it’s fine

the shower cops will hear of this

I like to pee behind the garage.

It's unavoidable. I'll even be sure to use the toilet immediately before getting in and will still inevitably pee in the shower.