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Any thoughts on how I could make, oh, say, $3,000 by August. I need the money for school. I had been applying for jobs and then, we’ll, the world collapsed. No one’s hiring, and my family won’t let me work at the sort of places that still are (grocery stores, etc) because I might drag something home. I don’t really own anything of value.
College student needing cash. Why have I seen this before and why is there sexy music playing all of a sudden?
Go to a suboxone doctor, tell them youre addicted to opiates. Get the suboxones. They sell for up to 30 a piece. Theyll probably give you atleast 60 a month.
My nephew has a felony on his record because of selling pills. He accidentally tried to sell to an undercover cop. Cost his dad probably $30 grand in legal fees trying to keep his son out of prison.
I know people who do this, they take a shitload of codeine before going to the doctor
Do you know any languages? You could try applying for telephone translation services. You could also...
start a youtube channel
write a blog
If you like art and writing I would recommend DeviantArt
Buy random stuff online for cheap and sell them at their normal or slightly higher prices(I'm pretty sure it's legal)
Your welcome :)
Sell copper, aluminum and car batteries at your local junkyard.
Sell stuff you don't need on eBay or other websites.
Is the money for tuition?
It would be sensible for colleges to take account of the current economic upheaval and be prepared to be flexible about their charges.
But then again, most organisations aren't very sensible most of the time, and American colleges have always been mainly about how much they can rake in from students.
Still, it might be worthwhile trying to contact the college about your problem. I'm sure you won't be their only prospective student facing difficulties.
It ain't heaven here either, bro.
Up until about 20 years ago, anyone permanently resident in Britain who met the admission criteria of a UK university and was offered a place would have their tuition fees paid for by the government. All higher education students were given a government grant that they could just about live on and students could get a low-interest loan that they didn't need to start to repay until they found a reasonably well-paid job. Then a series of wannabe-Republican Conservative Party governments decided that the American way was better, so universities were allowed to charge students whatever they wanted, and the grant was replaced with a higher-interest loan. So now the average UK student debt at graduation is around £50,000 (currently about US $62,000).
Quite a few British students have been opting to go to university in The Netherlands in recent years, since the teaching is usually in English, the quality of the education is just as good if not better than at UK universities, tuition fees are much lower, and the cost of living isn't much different.
It's possible all the cretins who voted for Britain to leave the EU have effectively blocked that option for most UK students, but that's not yet clear.
While I'm sure you're being facetious when you say you're going to move to the UK, those wannabe-Republicans I mentioned earlier have made that increasingly difficult. It is possible to get a student visa, and there are a lot of foreign students in UK universities (particularly a lot of Chinese students), but universities view foreign students as a cash-cow and charge them a much higher tuition than UK students.
Download grindr. Charge 50 bucks a blowjob. I guarantee you you'll have the 3 grand before then.
Shoplift expensive household essentials like laundry tabs, and meat and cheese, then sell them to people in the queues outside shops
Sell drugs or try prostitution. I'd say try doing porn but you gotta have connections or a following to get any real money outta that
Drugs maybe. But I don’t think prostitution would work for me, im a dude
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I'd never heard of J.G. Wentworth before, so I did a Google.
The Wikipedia article says that one of the things offered by the company is "lottery payment purchasing".
Am I right in reading that as meaning it's possible for the truly idiotic in the USA to get a loan to pay for lottery tickets?
If that's correct, then it seems to me that those people would be better off just selling their home or whatever assets they use to secure the loan in order to get the money to buy the tickets. At least that would save them all the hassle of dealing with repossession before they move into a refrigerator box beneath a bridge.
Drugs should be more in demand cause of all the people staying home with nothing to do
In demand, but not easy to find. My friend got a bag of shrooms the other day and wanted to get down but IM STUCK WITH MY KIDS. Out of work and can’t even trip. Life’s a bitch.
Do grocery stores still have a lot of shrooms? I know potatoes are a little harder to come by but what about mushrooms?
That's boring. I havent got any good shrooms for a while, plug out duckin warrants and stuff. You should go for it, the only shrooms I got are kinda stale and not so potent anymore.