I need help getting my mom to give me a handjob

Ask her my mom do it for me

Fake

let her catch you wanking and see if she will help

First get caught masturbating second get caught masturbating wearing your mother's clothes. Then finally out right tell her that you want a hand job

Obvious troll. But also an obvious sexual fantasy. So maybe not a troll. Maybe.

Go suck your father's dick.

You're a big fake. Go away.

It may not be normal but it would fun if it happened.