It's either he is a creepy crawler mistaking you for fast food leftovers or you are mistaking his attentions.Because you secretly dream and/or fantasize about drooling your juices all over his pickle.Just kidding.Or he takes advantage of your temporary state of unconsciusness to give you a wet dream.Kind of a scary wet dream tho.
Is he single?What a I even asking?of course he is single otherwise you'd say:Moved in with my uncles.Plural.You need some tenderness in your life and feel the need to be protected but you also think your uncle isn't the way to go because the whole thing would just be creepy.
So you go for the most obvious alternative.
A not better specified guy protecting you from your own misbehaving dirty fantasies.
If he didn't happen to be "on the creepy side",if he happened to be a stud resembling your favorite actor you'd be all over him already.And he wouldn't have to act like such a creep-O to take a peak at your snoozsnooz and smell you.
Uncle?Can I sleep with you tonight?Just sleep.
Whatever happens,it's all good.
Get out of there,come on!What are you guys thinking?she probably hasn't got any other place to go.And if she already knew someone who could sleep with her and hold her tight to protect her from the Boo ohh,she would have just done it.How about you just come clean with it? Like:Uncle?I noticed you kneeling by my bedside this morning,why are you doing that?
Some people.
I need a man to sleep with... but non-sexually
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It's either he is a creepy crawler mistaking you for fast food leftovers or you are mistaking his attentions.Because you secretly dream and/or fantasize about drooling your juices all over his pickle.Just kidding.Or he takes advantage of your temporary state of unconsciusness to give you a wet dream.Kind of a scary wet dream tho.
Is he single?What a I even asking?of course he is single otherwise you'd say:Moved in with my uncles.Plural.You need some tenderness in your life and feel the need to be protected but you also think your uncle isn't the way to go because the whole thing would just be creepy.
So you go for the most obvious alternative.
A not better specified guy protecting you from your own misbehaving dirty fantasies.
If he didn't happen to be "on the creepy side",if he happened to be a stud resembling your favorite actor you'd be all over him already.And he wouldn't have to act like such a creep-O to take a peak at your snoozsnooz and smell you.
Uncle?Can I sleep with you tonight?Just sleep.
Whatever happens,it's all good.
Get out of there,come on!What are you guys thinking?she probably hasn't got any other place to go.And if she already knew someone who could sleep with her and hold her tight to protect her from the Boo ohh,she would have just done it.How about you just come clean with it? Like:Uncle?I noticed you kneeling by my bedside this morning,why are you doing that?
Some people.