It's surprising how easily the ice breaks between two people once a joke is exchanged (even I fall victim to it; by time I'm aware of it I'm already laughing and my guard is down lol); however, this method may not work on all women depending on sense of humor, intelligence (i.e. If you like clever jokes), and the situation. Also, making jokes will not guaranteed you a long-term girlfriend, it's more like breaking the tension between a potential one night stand or starting a Friends with Benefits kind of thing.
Lastly, just smell nice and be well groomed. You don't have to be hairless, but if you like having a beard, then make sure it's nicely trimmed and clean. You don't have to dress fancy, just wear something you're comfortable in and (again) clean. The reason I say this is because women are afraid of getting abducted, raped, or murdered; if you look sketchy and dirty, we'll get scared and assume you're homeless or worse.
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Make her laugh.
It's surprising how easily the ice breaks between two people once a joke is exchanged (even I fall victim to it; by time I'm aware of it I'm already laughing and my guard is down lol); however, this method may not work on all women depending on sense of humor, intelligence (i.e. If you like clever jokes), and the situation. Also, making jokes will not guaranteed you a long-term girlfriend, it's more like breaking the tension between a potential one night stand or starting a Friends with Benefits kind of thing.
Lastly, just smell nice and be well groomed. You don't have to be hairless, but if you like having a beard, then make sure it's nicely trimmed and clean. You don't have to dress fancy, just wear something you're comfortable in and (again) clean. The reason I say this is because women are afraid of getting abducted, raped, or murdered; if you look sketchy and dirty, we'll get scared and assume you're homeless or worse.
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This is good advice. Really good advice. Perhaps comedy lessons would help.