I need a boyfriend

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago | pl

    Let me tell you what to do.

    Get a doll. It can be a Ken doll or whatever of your choosing. Set it around a ring of salt. Light 6 candles (three on one side of the doll, three on the other). After closing your eyes and whispering "Hanabah" 3 times, cut your finger and drop 3 drops of blood on the top of the doll's head. On the third night after following these instructions, an incubus spirit should posses the doll ready to share a life with you as your boyfriend :)

    My only advice to you afterwards, try not to piss him off. Demon spirits can be rather...er...hot headed.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago | pl

      Last time I done this a demon stole my wallet. Fucker is gonna pay next time.

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      • KeddersPrincess
        9 years ago | pl

        Whoops! Forgot to mention not to have that on you while you do the spell :D

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago | pl

          I got a trap to capture the demon this time. A box with a stick holding it up with a string attached with £20 underneath it.

          I got dis. >:)

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