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I move my balls out of the way when I shit for fear that I will defecate on them. Does anyone else do this, or has anyone else ever actually shat on their balls just from normally shitting? Also, I know my posts get vetted first, so to who ever is vetting this please let it through. I am not trolling/ bull shiting (pun intended).
The way it makes me feel is almost indescribable. The last time I felt this way was when Sister Marylou would grope me underneath the parachute during gym. Although I must say, she wasn't really the hottest nun in school. That honor went to Mother Cumdumplins....that woman could grip a cock tighter than mr scrooge mcduck's ass cheeks.
Mmmmmm doggie!!!
Speaking as a woman, all the naked guys I have ever seen (and there were quite a few when I was younger), have had their balls at the front hanging just below their dick. They have had their arseholes where their shit comes out at the rear. With this in mind I struggle to understand how you can shit on your balls! Or does your body have a different arrangement from the standard male set up?
It's such a gross habit. I honestly can't imagine anyone doing it, and the only reason I even know about it is because I've had the distinct misfortune of having been in a relationship with someone who did that. He was an attractive, intelligent person, but for whatever reason he had the habit of not inspecting the toilet paper to be sure that it was coming back clean after wiping... and yes, he was fond of leaving the bathroom door open all the time. Ugh!
Oh, honestly!
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Accept the fact that your claimed fear of shitting on yourself is just an excuse, and what's really going on is that you enjoy fondling your balls while your anus is stimulated by the shit sliding out of it. Embrace your anal fixation, and get on with your life. It doesn't mean you're gay.
Whatever, man...people can talk all the shit they want about your lengthy, generous sack & whether it's too considerable & intimidating for their taste, but I think this is a healthy behavior. It beats giving up & shitting all over your danglers. When you start doing that, then you have big fucking problems.