I move my balls out the way whilst i shit

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I move my balls out of the way when I shit for fear that I will defecate on them. Does anyone else do this, or has anyone else ever actually shat on their balls just from normally shitting? Also, I know my posts get vetted first, so to who ever is vetting this please let it through. I am not trolling/ bull shiting (pun intended).

I don't move my balls out of the way whilst shitting 2
I don't move my balls out of the way whilst shiitting, I have never shat on them 19
I'm female and thus relieved of this great dilemma 20
I move my balls out the way whilst shitting 3
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  • megadriver
    3 years ago

    How would you even shit your balls? Do you shit upside down, or what?! Are you a mutant, whose anus is just above your ballsack?! Do you have balls the size of watermelons?! XD

    You are worrying about something that doesn't happen.

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    • DontLikeTheBlacks
      3 years ago

      The way it makes me feel is almost indescribable. The last time I felt this way was when Sister Marylou would grope me underneath the parachute during gym. Although I must say, she wasn't really the hottest nun in school. That honor went to Mother Cumdumplins....that woman could grip a cock tighter than mr scrooge mcduck's ass cheeks.

      Mmmmmm doggie!!!

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    “I move my balls out of the way when I shit for fear that I will defecate on them.”

    Second best opening line in iin history right after “I am not a necrophiliac”

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  • XYXY
    3 years ago

    Speaking as a woman, all the naked guys I have ever seen (and there were quite a few when I was younger), have had their balls at the front hanging just below their dick. They have had their arseholes where their shit comes out at the rear. With this in mind I struggle to understand how you can shit on your balls! Or does your body have a different arrangement from the standard male set up?

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    • raisinbran
      3 years ago

      A shit can sometimes brush up against balls that are tucked in the bowl, as it’s dropping.

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    • bigbudchonga
      3 years ago

      Nah I don't think it does. I think I've just somewhat developed a phobia around this lol

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  • jethro
    3 years ago

    Well have you ever shit on your own balls? I doubt it.

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    • bigbudchonga
      3 years ago

      No, but I don't wear underpants most of the time so I think my balls are probably droopier than most.

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  • Abnormal_Probably
    3 years ago

    I've only done this once when I had explosive diarrhea. Other than that, I can't imagine a scenario where that could ever happen.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    https://youtu.be/Bje_8Y7KUfM

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    • Boojum
      3 years ago

      Ewwww!

      Flushing while sittin' on da toilet is disgusting.

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      • RoseIsabella
        3 years ago

        What about those people who wipe, but never look at the toilet paper afterwards?

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        • Boojum
          3 years ago

          Yeah, it's ironic how being squeamish about looking at your own shit can result in you having it squidging around in your crack.

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          • RoseIsabella
            3 years ago

            It's such a gross habit. I honestly can't imagine anyone doing it, and the only reason I even know about it is because I've had the distinct misfortune of having been in a relationship with someone who did that. He was an attractive, intelligent person, but for whatever reason he had the habit of not inspecting the toilet paper to be sure that it was coming back clean after wiping... and yes, he was fond of leaving the bathroom door open all the time. Ugh!

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            • Bazinga
              3 years ago

              Oddly suggestive of territorial behavior. Perhaps anal activity brought satisfactions similar to that of having the last word. Lol, he may have been the real Mr Longbrown.

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    Oh, honestly!

    🙄

    Accept the fact that your claimed fear of shitting on yourself is just an excuse, and what's really going on is that you enjoy fondling your balls while your anus is stimulated by the shit sliding out of it. Embrace your anal fixation, and get on with your life. It doesn't mean you're gay.

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  • LloydAsher
    3 years ago

    Since I got small balls this would actually never happen to me at all.

    Idk how you shit on your balls are you sure you are sitting correctly on the toilet?

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  • darefu
    3 years ago

    Sit down !

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    • bigbudchonga
      3 years ago

      Of course I sit down lol. I aint riskin a pot shot

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  • CountessDouche
    3 years ago

    Whatever, man...people can talk all the shit they want about your lengthy, generous sack & whether it's too considerable & intimidating for their taste, but I think this is a healthy behavior. It beats giving up & shitting all over your danglers. When you start doing that, then you have big fucking problems.

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  • a-curious-bunny
    3 years ago

    You'd have to have some very low hanging fruit for that to be remotely possible

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    You can't even take a crap on your ballsack.

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