I masturbate 40-50 times a week.

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Ever since that day in 2009, I started masturbating a lot. I estimate around 40-50 times a week.

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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    It's normal, I can't stop masturbating since Michael Jackson died either.

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    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      HAHA! Thank you!

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Amateur...

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  • lc1988
    11 years ago

    Wow, you must have a lot of time.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    10 years ago

    Update: now up to 6806 times since 15/06/2009

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    Update: now up to 5,541 times since june 15, 2009

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Yep everyone does it.

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    • Unimportant
      11 years ago

      Broken record, much?

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      • Terence_the_viking
        11 years ago

        Yep everyone does it.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    I kinda think it's worse that you know exactly how many times you've done it.... XD

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  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago

    Spank it like a monkey in a banana tree...LOL

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  • randomguy273
    11 years ago

    Sounds like someone should get out a bit more...

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    i have masturbated 4,810 times since june 15, 2009 !!!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      update: 11,639 times in 2500 days

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      i have masturbated 4,841 times since june 15, 2009 !!!

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    When you get the urge, do it and move on with your day, I can go some weeks without doing it, and some weeks ill masturbate as much as you!

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  • mateo
    11 years ago

    i think your not masterbating,your amateurbating

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  • rather_suspicious?
    11 years ago

    You still have much to learn, young padawan.

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  • …Space_Ghost?
    11 years ago

    Self gratification is something I don't agree with normally. This is one of the times I am in full disagreement. If you can't show more discipline, you are letting your urges take over you. Mind over matter.

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    • flutterhigh
      11 years ago

      You don't agree with self gratification? That doesn't make sense to me. Everything we do, we do because it gratifies us in some way. Even the altruist comes out feeling better about himself. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

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      • …Space_Ghost?
        11 years ago

        Hmm I could have been more clear. 'Sexual self gratification'. That is what I should have said. I'm sorry I was not more clear.

        Thank you, though. I have a lot to learn about proper communication and making myself more understandable. So, when ever someone catches me it is always a learning experience.

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        • flutterhigh
          11 years ago

          That makes a lot more sense, though I still disagree. Why don't you agree with masturbation?

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          • …Space_Ghost?
            11 years ago

            Well, mainly because so many people go over bored with it. If you can show discipline and not let it take over you thoughts and actions I don't see much wrong with it. Basically meaning that occasional masturbation is normal.

            But, if you can't take control of your feelings and you do it very often, to me it shows a lack of willpower...

            Does that make sense to you? :\

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            • flutterhigh
              11 years ago

              I see. So what you really meant originally was that you object to sexual overindulgence.

              That's understandable (and, I should add, I agree), but doesn't it imply that your ideal of occasional masturbation is desirable to everyone? If I love to write poetry, what purpose is discipline in preventing me from doing so? Willpower keeps us from eating too much, smoking too much, being angry too much, and so on. But it shouldn't keep us from living too much, regardless of how one chooses to live.

              And if that troll (the original story author) is anything like most people, 5 minutes isn't too much of a time investment, even at 40-50 times a week. That's like 30 minutes a day - not a huge deal.

              I should point out though that compulsive masturbation can sometimes be a symptom or sign of particular neuroses, but that's a conversation to be had with a therapist, not an anonymous internet forum.

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