I make penis sculptures.

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is it normal that i like to take clay and make sculptures of penises, ranging from all sizes and colors. I'd say I have at least 92 of them. I put them every where in my house because I find it very comforting to be surrounded by them.
I am a straight male, and I was just wondering if I'm still straight or if I should try 'new things'.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago | pl

    I whittle them out of semi-rotted logs. If I get it just right, worms come through the hole. Pretty cool.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago | pl

    Sell them on Etsy.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago | pl

    I made one on accident once. I had an old candle that I started carving to have better access to the wick and the result was a penis. Actualy, four. It was a square candle so the corners remained as the edges melted away. I see no reason to hide it.

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  • ladlepuss
    11 years ago | pl

    and no, when someone comes over I put them in the attic. it's embarrassing. -.-

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  • ladlepuss
    11 years ago | pl

    NO. dildos go in vaginas. I'm just making the because i like how they curve and look like flowers. :)

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    • FocoUS
      11 years ago | pl

      Oh, ok. I didn't see this, next time try the reply button. It's seems normal to me. I mean look at all those "flowers" Georgia O'Keefe painted.

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  • Pen-island
    11 years ago | pl

    I think you should give them all names. Whenever you have visitors, give them a tour around your house and introduce them to the penis sculptures.

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  • FocoUS
    11 years ago | pl

    Wait, are you making dildos? If you use a dildo it better not be made of clay.

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  • ladlepuss
    11 years ago | pl

    it comforts me because it makes me think of the days when me and my buds would wash up in the locker room after a football game.

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