I made love with pasta!

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I made love with a plate of pasta last night! I couldn't resist. It was so sexy. It begged me. It wanted me. Never in my life have I felt so honoured. The sex was amazing and messy. Everything was covered in sauce when we were done, but it was worth it. Having sex with that pasta made me feel human. It was such a beautiful and sensual experience.

There's only one thing that I'm concerned about and that's my period not coming today. It was due today! Does this mean that my pasta lover got me pregnant?! How do I explain that to people?! How do I explain it to my child when it's born?!

Please, help me! Is this normal?

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deadtea

8 years ago | pl

I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster has finally decided to send to us his son/daughter to walk the earth as one of us.

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megadriver

8 years ago | pl

Hahahah! Congratulations on getting pregnant from food. Whatever you are on, that shit is crazy.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  There were rainbows and moonbeams on top of my pasta.
  
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

8 years ago | pl

lets git together. i can show you my man-icotti

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ines123

8 years ago | pl

I made pasta with love.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  A chef after another chef's heart!
  
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squirrelgirl

8 years ago | pl

Italy of Hetalia, is that you?

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- DiscordedAngel
  
  7 years ago | pl
  
  Germany: ITALY, VHAT DID JOU DO?!
  
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handsignals

8 years ago | pl

"Is it a Boy or Girl"?

Doctor: It's a Carbonara :/

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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  if its a boy his name could be alfredo
  
  if a girl mary-nara
  
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- megadriver
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  Hahahaha!
  
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sillygirl77

8 years ago | pl

haha thanks OP to funny. Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Please post pics of your human/pasta hybrid kids!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  http://www.howcoool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/food-art-pasta.jpg
  
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  - sillygirl77
    
    8 years ago | pl
    
    LOL thanks!!!
    
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LunaMinatsu

7 years ago | pl

What drugs are you on.. Can you share?
Well congrats anyway, you will dominate the parenthood life

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eastbeast

8 years ago | pl

I had sex with Pasta too, Antonia Pasta was her name.

If you had Anal sex with some Spaghetti just make sure it all comes out after or you might end up thinking you have Ass worms.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  He put his noodles inside of all of my cups!
  
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  - eastbeast
    
    8 years ago | pl
    
    Did his sauce go everywhere?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago | pl
      
      I woke up in a sea of Alfredo.
      
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      - eastbeast
        
        8 years ago | pl
        
        Ever woken up in a sea of men?
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        8 years ago | pl
        
        No, but I have woken up in a stream of mensea.
        
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