I think that is EXACTLY what you need to do. Just plop your ass on the bar stool next to Deuche Bag, order yourself and him a drink. With fresh drinks in respective hands, do the clink the glasses thing and introduce yourself ______'s husband and there have been several stories of her being hit on.
When he starts in with the "Well I never.." or presses for specifics and he said/she said proof yada yada, interrupt/cut him off and explain you're not interesting in the past details involving him or any one else in that department. Instead you're just here to enlist his support and would appreciate his doing whatever he can reasonably do on his end to mitigate another "story".
Toss back your drink. Slap a $20 on the bar. Nod to the bartender and say "Keep the change". Rise up off the barstool, give Deuche Bag an affirming head nod and head on out the door without looking back.
It'll be crickets from that point on.
Oh, and don't say anything to your wife. As long as Deuche Bag doesn't feel it's being rubbed in his face daily by any attitude on your wife's part, that'll take care of it.
I'm wound so tight I'm about to explode!
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I think that is EXACTLY what you need to do. Just plop your ass on the bar stool next to Deuche Bag, order yourself and him a drink. With fresh drinks in respective hands, do the clink the glasses thing and introduce yourself ______'s husband and there have been several stories of her being hit on.
When he starts in with the "Well I never.." or presses for specifics and he said/she said proof yada yada, interrupt/cut him off and explain you're not interesting in the past details involving him or any one else in that department. Instead you're just here to enlist his support and would appreciate his doing whatever he can reasonably do on his end to mitigate another "story".
Toss back your drink. Slap a $20 on the bar. Nod to the bartender and say "Keep the change". Rise up off the barstool, give Deuche Bag an affirming head nod and head on out the door without looking back.
It'll be crickets from that point on.
Oh, and don't say anything to your wife. As long as Deuche Bag doesn't feel it's being rubbed in his face daily by any attitude on your wife's part, that'll take care of it.