I'm the king of bad behavior.

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Hey y'all, yo friend Chigger here. I bad. I so bad that I piss on the sidewalk. Can you top that? If you tell us the best story then you the king.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    I steal bleach from the supermarket and drink it to escape the agonizing pain of not knowing if trolls are just getting lazy in their efforts or people are just this stupid.

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    • Ellenna
      5 years ago | pl

      I know how you feel but I don't go for the bleach: posts like this usually keep me away from this site for a while rather than have my brain rotted by idiots

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        5 years ago | pl

        Yo brain already rotted. Bleach got nothin to do with the kingship.

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        • Ellenna
          5 years ago | pl

          You don't know anything about my brain

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          • Algum
            5 years ago | pl

            Almost everyone's brain's rotted in today's world. I don't know too many level headed people no more included me.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            5 years ago | pl

            Course I don't know. Course yo brain ain't on my radar. What I know about is rot. Child, I read yo other comments and there's rot inside yo brain. Dat means you eligible to be da king.

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            • Algum
              5 years ago | pl

              Hey, just piss in someone's Apple juice or beer, same color. Won't even know until you've drunk it into your mouth, even if you piss in it so much, the glass be one third beer, two thirds piss.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago | pl

      Brownie points fo stealing tha shiznit!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago | pl

      You da king of pain. Too bad fo you. Drink mo a dat bleach.

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    • McBean
      5 years ago | pl

      Probably both.

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    • e51pegasi
      5 years ago | pl

      I too feel your pain.

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  • DaBruzzah
    5 years ago | pl

    I piss in the soup. Your soup.

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    • iamnotokay
      4 years ago | pl

      That's pretty bad.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago | pl

        Daz wat I'm about. I'm about bad, and don't you forget it.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago | pl

    I pee in tha muthfuckin pool without remorse.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago | pl

      Maybe you da queen of da kings.

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  • sissycakes
    5 years ago | pl

    I am so bad that I hide sugary drinks and eat whole bags of bread in my room.

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  • madluv
    5 years ago | pl

    i use to spit in the food at taco bell. lol no i didn't i couldn't seen someone do that.

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  • Kevinevan
    5 years ago | pl

    I made your girlfriend lay in your sidewalk piss then pissed on her foo.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    I used to jack off on stage for a living. I did that for about six months. Most weeks, I won the $100 prize for who could blow the most loads. My loads were massive.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago | pl

      DAT what I'm talking about. You bad.

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago | pl

        That's what I fucking thought.

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  • randypete
    5 years ago | pl

    I will cum on your food

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  • Ellenna
    5 years ago | pl

    You sound more like the king of idiocy

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago | pl

      Wuz yo problem? Can't you read? I da king of bad. Idiots are people that want to be good. You missing the point. Go take a piss.

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