All it means is that you want some lady lumps. You could find yourself a nice gold digging slap with lumps to fill that position. Just, stick that diamond mine of yours under lock and key because, if she finds out that you have a diamond up your ass, she'll be getting her tools and start a digging.
Or, if you don't want the hassle, you could hire a doctor to surgically fashion some lady lumps on you. You'll have your own lady lumps all to yourself and when you go walking down the street, all of those lady lump loving freaks will be lusting after your lumps…
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All it means is that you want some lady lumps. You could find yourself a nice gold digging slap with lumps to fill that position. Just, stick that diamond mine of yours under lock and key because, if she finds out that you have a diamond up your ass, she'll be getting her tools and start a digging.
Or, if you don't want the hassle, you could hire a doctor to surgically fashion some lady lumps on you. You'll have your own lady lumps all to yourself and when you go walking down the street, all of those lady lump loving freaks will be lusting after your lumps…