But I'm going to fly to alpha centauri! It's an advanced spacecraft, but I still haven't figured out the right way to channel the energy to properly create a wormhole. But I'm sure once I work out these minor problems, it will travel faster than light speed!
Speed of light. In the 31st century, vehicles faster than the speed of light (or 299 792 458 m/s) have been developed, allowing very fast transportation in the vacuum of space. This is due to that the speed of light was increased in 2208, to get around relativity.
How did you know?!?!?! My spirit guides told me something similar just this morning! Can you see them too? A guy in a suit walked up to me this morning when I was having breakfast, sat down at the table next to me.
He said to me, "In the future, science will find a way around the conventional laws of physics by increasing the speed of light." But he told me that my spaceship will be able to effectively allow me to travel faster than light currently by creating a wormhole. He also cautioned me to avoid flying to the Orion nebula, because it is ruled by evil aliens that eat human flesh!
He told me that as long as I stay out of the Orion nebula I'll be safe, because the beings are kept at bay by the guardians of our galaxy that live on an artificial planet that is in a narrow habitable zone around a bright blue star called Rigel in the constellation Orion.
After he said those things, he just vanished into thin air. That happens a lot. These people from another dimension appear. Then, they hang out with me, we talk about my spaceship, the future of humanity, my ultimate destiny, and the secrets of the universe. Then, they just started fading away. And they disappear. And even weirder, no one sees them except me!
They actually have. One of them gave me the secrets of levitation! Unfortunately, everyone else is too stupid to see my friends from the other side, so they think I'm nuts. When are people going to start believing me and recognizing my greatness?!?!?!?!
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Speed of light. In the 31st century, vehicles faster than the speed of light (or 299 792 458 m/s) have been developed, allowing very fast transportation in the vacuum of space. This is due to that the speed of light was increased in 2208, to get around relativity.
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How did you know?!?!?! My spirit guides told me something similar just this morning! Can you see them too? A guy in a suit walked up to me this morning when I was having breakfast, sat down at the table next to me.
He said to me, "In the future, science will find a way around the conventional laws of physics by increasing the speed of light." But he told me that my spaceship will be able to effectively allow me to travel faster than light currently by creating a wormhole. He also cautioned me to avoid flying to the Orion nebula, because it is ruled by evil aliens that eat human flesh!
He told me that as long as I stay out of the Orion nebula I'll be safe, because the beings are kept at bay by the guardians of our galaxy that live on an artificial planet that is in a narrow habitable zone around a bright blue star called Rigel in the constellation Orion.
After he said those things, he just vanished into thin air. That happens a lot. These people from another dimension appear. Then, they hang out with me, we talk about my spaceship, the future of humanity, my ultimate destiny, and the secrets of the universe. Then, they just started fading away. And they disappear. And even weirder, no one sees them except me!
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They actually have. One of them gave me the secrets of levitation! Unfortunately, everyone else is too stupid to see my friends from the other side, so they think I'm nuts. When are people going to start believing me and recognizing my greatness?!?!?!?!
"minor problems" Pwahaha awe so cute... Totally impossible and without it he can not complete his fantasy! But its a minor problem.
I thought ya was just a crazy troll. But you a funny little fuck.