I'm on a higher level, but no one recognizes it

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I am smarter than almost everyone on earth, and I honestly feel that i have been chosen by a higher power. I am not just an ordinary person.

Yet no one takes me seriously. I just wish the world would take me seriously, because I could do great things for humanity. I could even be the king of the whole earth, and I could solve all of humanity's problems. But people can't see it, yet my brilliant ideas could change the world.

I could solve world poverty. My visions and ideas could end all wars. Create a perfect world, if only people would listen to my ideas. Yet unfortunately I accept the reality that people probably will never take me seriously, but it sucks. Because I could do great things. Honestly, I don't think I would make a single mistake

I'm pretty sure that the illuminati or some other secret society hacked my pc, because they wanted to get information about me to base a character off of to use for a show on national t.v.! Because they took an interest in my life, as they could recognize that I'm not an ordinary person. That I am on a different level, truly mythical in a sense.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    I’d be much more impressed if you had the biggest cock on earth and could fuck your own asshole. That would truly be mythical!

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    • DoujinMySchool101
      5 years ago | pl

      By what I just read, it seems like he's already doing just that.

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    • Gland
      5 years ago

      I was looking for this comment my whole life. I'm done. Goodbye everyone.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    Bit manic today are we?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Nah, my meds are a conspiracy by the powers that be to dumb me down! One day the whole world will recognize my true brilliance!

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        Yes they will

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  • brutus
    5 years ago

    Stop trolling, or take ur antipsychotics please.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I told my shrink to go fuck himself when he called me "because I missed an appointment". That was 2 months ago. And I haven't gone back because he was trying to brainwash me. I think he's part of the illuminati too, what a stupid fucking asshole. I don't understand how that idiot could not see that I am an enlightened, godlike genius!

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      • itsthenutshack
        5 years ago

        Just checking that you are a troll? I don't want to misjudge

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          No, but honestly I have a serious problem now. My skull is infested with mice! And my doctor called me crazy!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    If you're so smart, Op, then can you tell me why that Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts cereal taste like overcooked chicken skin with a hint of cinnamon?!

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Lol, I'd probably like the cereal though.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        I got if from Walmart, so check there for it if you're curious. It was so bad. I assume these companies have taste testers. How the heck did this get passed that? The box tasted better. And yes, I actually took a bite out of the box to compare. XD

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      Those are my favorite Pop Tarts! Also, sometimes I dream of making enchiladas out out of turkey, and salsa verde, but I don't know why, and I can't really cook.

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      • TheBlindInquisitor
        5 years ago

        I have actually had enchiladas with turkey meat and salsa verde it's pretty good.

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          Oh my God, that sounds amazing!

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        There's probably an online recipe somewhere. Make that dream come true!
        :)

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          Then I could make a YouTube video about it, and call it living the dream!

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            5 years ago

            Dreams with food are always the best ones!
            :)

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            • RoseIsabella
              5 years ago

              I love chocolate so much, sometimes I think Augustus Gloop is my spirit animal.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      I thought about trying that, good thing I haven’t. Sour Patch Kids cereal sounds so disgusting.

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      • charli.m
        5 years ago

        Oh fuck, no.

        Grocery shopping in the US always confuses and disgusts me at some point in the trip :( every damn time.

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        • CountessDouche
          5 years ago

          Oh yeah, you got room to talk, ms. cherryripe& malt limited edition tim-tams & limited edition vegemite cadbury & cabury w/ jelly beans & pop rocks...omg & CHICKEN flavored potato chips wtf.

          You guys have just as much weird stuff!!! Haha don't you go calling out the americans, missy!

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          • charli.m
            5 years ago

            You guys don't have chicken chips? :/

            Have you seen the chicken salt pringles at Woolies?

            Yeah but all of those at least sound sensible...

            Except for the vegemite chocolate. That was fucked. I almost bought some for Matt as a joke...but I couldn't bring myself to. Blech.

            They also had kettle chips in cadbury for a while recently. Fucktards.

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            • CountessDouche
              5 years ago

              No fuckyou! The kettlechips cad was gold. I'm a salty/sweet fan coz i hate straight up sweet food.

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            • CountessDouche
              5 years ago

              I like how jelly beans & pop rocks in chocky is "sensible"...it's good...but sensible is not the word i would use!

              Nah we don't have chicken ones, but you are moving to fast food country, so i'm sure you'll find many, many oddities.

              But you guys have the weird shit too!

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          5 years ago

          Yup, there's a lot of weird flavored snacks here that shouldn't be a thing. XD

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        • [Old Memory]
          5 years ago

          😂 yeah idk wtf we’re doing.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        Yeah, I'm staying away from that one too. Lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    You and your wooden box with aluminum foil and a magnet won’t fool anybody.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      But I'm going to fly to alpha centauri! It's an advanced spacecraft, but I still haven't figured out the right way to channel the energy to properly create a wormhole. But I'm sure once I work out these minor problems, it will travel faster than light speed!

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      • curious-bunny
        5 years ago

        Speed of light. In the 31st century, vehicles faster than the speed of light (or 299 792 458 m/s) have been developed, allowing very fast transportation in the vacuum of space. This is due to that the speed of light was increased in 2208, to get around relativity.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          How did you know?!?!?! My spirit guides told me something similar just this morning! Can you see them too? A guy in a suit walked up to me this morning when I was having breakfast, sat down at the table next to me.

          He said to me, "In the future, science will find a way around the conventional laws of physics by increasing the speed of light." But he told me that my spaceship will be able to effectively allow me to travel faster than light currently by creating a wormhole. He also cautioned me to avoid flying to the Orion nebula, because it is ruled by evil aliens that eat human flesh!

          He told me that as long as I stay out of the Orion nebula I'll be safe, because the beings are kept at bay by the guardians of our galaxy that live on an artificial planet that is in a narrow habitable zone around a bright blue star called Rigel in the constellation Orion.

          After he said those things, he just vanished into thin air. That happens a lot. These people from another dimension appear. Then, they hang out with me, we talk about my spaceship, the future of humanity, my ultimate destiny, and the secrets of the universe. Then, they just started fading away. And they disappear. And even weirder, no one sees them except me!

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        Have your ghosts help you.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          They actually have. One of them gave me the secrets of levitation! Unfortunately, everyone else is too stupid to see my friends from the other side, so they think I'm nuts. When are people going to start believing me and recognizing my greatness?!?!?!?!

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        "minor problems" Pwahaha awe so cute... Totally impossible and without it he can not complete his fantasy! But its a minor problem.

        I thought ya was just a crazy troll. But you a funny little fuck.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I used to have a friend like that. He didn't claim to be smart but he DID have the solutions to all the world's problems.

    He had this plan about redistribution of wealth and how that would work.

    He was nuttier than a squirrel turd.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      But I really could solve all the world's problems! I should run for president! Once they see how brilliant I am, I'm going to win with 100% of the vote in every state!

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  • DoujinMySchool101
    5 years ago

    What shape is the earth and why is it flat?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I'm not sure if it's flat. The ghosts are arguing about that. Some of them say it is, others say it's actually round. And the guy from Nigeria ripped me off. I don't know, I don't talk about it much because the ghosts get into such heated arguments about it that it drives me crazy!

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  • SomeEmoLord
    5 years ago

    You should probably take your meds

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Hell no. That stuff is designed by big pharma and the illuminati to dumb down people like me who have a gift! My spaceship is going to fly, and everyone's going to believe me then. Because I'm going to fly to alpha centauri, have sex with my reptilian soul mate, and then land in front of a crowd of millions of people!

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    Have you ever had an IQ test? And if so, what was your score?

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I’m on a higher level, by that I mean elevation.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    You need to get laid

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    I'm still waiting on you to tell us how to synchronise quarks in our brains with the magnets and tin foil.

    I got my wooden crate, tinfoil and 4 magnets all ready, but I don't know how to make the thing go.

    Come on, tell us, so I can go back in time and bet on sports events and get filthy rich. XD

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      5 years ago

      50 bucks says that foil is al not sn

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      • megadriver
        5 years ago

        50 bucks is right, but lots of people call aluminum foil "tin foil" cause it rolls off the tongue quicker.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          5 years ago

          i know but i likesto joke

          aluminum foil and cans are the cheapest shim stock available by the way

          ive put lotsa equipment together this way

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            5 years ago

            I also am experimenting with crystals in order to store cosmic energy. The aluminum foil is going to transmit it to alter the balance of quarks and create a wormhole when the quarks in my brain are properly aligned!

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            • megadriver
              5 years ago

              But you said anyone could do it. So how does one align quarks in their brain to create a wormhole?

              Do I do yoga, chant magic spells, or get drunk on Jagermeister?

              Please let me know once you work it out. I really wanna give space time manipulation a whirl...

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    NPC

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  • trexagireve
    5 years ago

    I think you are so special that you could actually fly!! you should fall from a tall building to show the world that you are superman!!

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  • Hhhhhh
    4 years ago

    You sound like my neighborhood crack head lol

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  • HonshuWolf200
    4 years ago

    A little pretentious but I dig it.

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  • chuy
    5 years ago

    Sounds alot like Trump, are you Trump?.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgpiN9i45XM

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Yet you're on this site.

    Yeah.

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  • Indigobloom1
    5 years ago

    #schizophernic #delusional

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  • jethro
    5 years ago

    OK then smartest person.. Please answer this:
    If 1/2x+1/2(1/2x+1/2(1/2x+1/2(1/2x+1/2.=y what does x equal?

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    • chuy
      5 years ago

      Can you even solve this?, looks like you just threw numbers out there.

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      • jethro
        5 years ago

        Nope it is an actual equation. A very difficult one, but real. An infinite recursive series equation.

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        • MissileExpert
          5 years ago

          x=1/y

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          • jethro
            5 years ago

            Show your work.

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            • MissileExpert
              4 years ago

              To demonstrate you are worthy of my explanation, you must first show that your IQ is at least 90% of mine.

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        • chuy
          5 years ago

          Okie dokie then

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