I'm not giving candy to kids with crappy costumes this year

The costumes have to meet a certain standard for me to hand out candy to them. If the costumes are poor quality or unoriginal, I will turn them away no matter how young they are.

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  • cinderfloof

    Yeah! Fuck those poor kids whose parents can't afford to buy them costumes, am I right? They totally don't deserve the experience of Halloween or general human kindness anymore.

    Seriously, I hope you're a troll.

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  • IrishPotato

    No you won't.

    You're gonna give them candy anyway and you're just talking shit out of your ass on the internet.

    If you did this, you'd be a cunt tbh.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Funny af

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  • CozmoWank

    I just leave a pack of Lucky Strikes & a bottle of bourbon on my stoop. I don't care about their costumes...just leave me alone with my Reese's Cups yah damn street urchins.

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    • LornaMae

      Well, what a disappointment, Cozmo. They be all gone! :(

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      • CozmoWank

        Oh I have candy little girl.

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        • LornaMae

          I was just going for the Luckies & Bourbon :(

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    • LornaMae

      Then I'm coming over to get my treats!

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  • brutus

    Lol yes the kids are assholes.

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  • LoveDenise

    Go to hell!!! Just a post for attention I hope you fall into dog shit while your mouth is open that would be an amazing costume!!

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  • leggs91200

    The morality of this is contingent on the type of candy you are passing out.

    If you pass out good stuff like chocolate bars, candy apples, rice krispy treats, or other desirable things, it would be rather rude to turn away kids because their costume is bad.

    What you do not realize is perhaps the mom could not afford anything decent because she spent all the chil' suppot on meth AGAIN.

    BUT if you are giving out candy corn, circus peanuts, shitty gum, gum drops, or other candy that sucks but for whatever fucking reason STILL exists, then know this -
    Don't nobody want yo raggedy-ass nasty candy anyways. NObody eats those gross-ass circus peanuts nor taffy nor any of the other shit that NOT even some starving-ass Ethiopian kid with his ribs poking out his sides would eat. he would be like, "Fuck this, I rather keep starving".

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  • TerriAngel

    You're a fag.
    Why be a little dick.
    Maybe they came from a poor home.
    That's all they had.
    Now you're going to judge them too.
    Like they don't catch enough crap day in day out at school, even at church.
    Because they weren't born born into a better family.
    They try one night to fit in, to have fun.
    To get treats their folks won't give.
    You want to hold off, and judge.
    Hope they egg you're house you self righteous POS.
    I've been there.

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  • yea its annoying to see the same costumes every year but it's kind of a cunty thing to do

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  • JustAHuman

    I'm a day late commenting, but next year, for good costumes, give them candy. For bad costumes, give them toothbrushes.

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  • What about poor kids? It doesn't always, or even usually boil down to the kids being lazy. Some may not have even picked out their own costumes.

    Whatever the case, you're being quite petty. Kids can take things pretty hard sometimes, you know.

    It'd be better if you didn't open your door at all, because turning them away like that could ruin their night.

    I just noticed Halloween has passed. Did you go through with being an ass this year?

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  • Ellenna

    I doubt if I'll have any kids at my door tonight: I live near the top of a very steep hill and I have a dog who goes beserk if anyone sets foot on the property.

    Mind you, I just turned 72 and have never had anyone doing Halloween to date.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Enjoy the toilet paper on your front yard.

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    • CozmoWank

      And a flaming bag of shit.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Poop!

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  • Fluttersky

    I wouldn't give any kids candy. I'd just sit in my porch with a huge bowl of candy and when they would come up to me I'd be like "haha no. This ain't for you. This is mine," and shove a bunch in my mouth. I hate kids so much. I want to punch them all in their ugly snot nosed faces. But I won't because it's "impolite" or "mean" or "extremely fucked up". I think about it though.

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    • You suck more than kids. Ironically, that would be childish.

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