I'm not gay buy...

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  • postmanlover
    8 years ago | pl

    My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
    Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
    I said, "guys, I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too"
    "Want to see how many push-ups I can do?"
    I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
    Chicks dig guys that are
    Queer guys that don't dig
    Chicks that don't dig guys like me
    See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

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