I'm not a jolly rancher??

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I used to be an average, happy, Texan rancher. I had a good life and my family were doing well on our ranch. But a few bad things happened, now I can't send my kids to college. My wife threatened me so I divorced her. I was so angry yesterday I drowned my beloved cat in a bucket of cold water. I don't know what to do. Is this normal to be at a point like this in your life?

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Based on 97 votes (22 yes)
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  • Bensgirl227
    12 years ago

    lol u sound like a not so jolly troll. Good try tho.

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  • Katywompus
    12 years ago

    I smell balogna

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    • Terence_the_viking
      11 years ago

      sorry i farted

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  • DwayneHicks
    12 years ago

    Sour apple is the best!

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  • Jweezee
    12 years ago

    Lassoing and fucking a steer doesn't qualify as ranching

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  • flutterhigh
    12 years ago

    You people sicken me. This man is clearly distressed and in need of help. Shame on you all. OP, it's normal - I drowned three cats just last week.

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  • sky915
    11 years ago

    Troll suck a dick bitch

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  • Truth_teller
    12 years ago

    This is that pringles in a can guy !!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Clever thread is clever :)

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    Cat ranchers...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

    Very funny commercial!

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  • Troll
    12 years ago

    Damn it!!!!! You should work at the Texas state boarder and shoot mexicans!!!

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    I believed this up until the cat part. #troll

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