I'm in love with a deer at a petting zoo

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Whenever I come to visit, she licks my arms and face. She's so feminine and cute... she has eyelashes and a sexy petite body. I'm attracted to her romantically, but not sexually. Does that make sense? I won't do anything but I feel like a man being around her.

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  • bogbrush
    6 years ago

    I don't think it's strange. Animals are much easier to love than humans.

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome
    6 years ago

    Marry her.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I would if they legalized it.

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  • edwininthematrix
    6 years ago

    Without being racist, all deers kind of look the same to me.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Yeah that's racist. Their facial features are just as diverse as ours.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    I met the sweetest Welsh pony at a petting zoo over the summer, but I certainly don't weird feelings about Reese.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      But did he show any personal interest in you?

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        Yeah, he was very friendly little guy. There was nothing weird about the pony, ya pervert!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          Mine was only interested in me, the keeper said she never licked anyone before.

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  • ANALRAPIST
    6 years ago

    "Sexy"
    "Not sexually"

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      different.

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  • dirtybirdy
    6 years ago

    You're taking it waaayyy too far, but i do love a goat that i visit now and then

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Now that I think about it all goats are assholes.

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  • SmokeEverything
    6 years ago

    Help the poor girl out. You think she likes living in a pen getting molested by children? People treating her like a whore to make money? If you love her you'll bring her home. It might not work out, she may leave, but you'll think back about how you helped her get out of a bad place, and maybe one day you'll meet again and realize you made a positive change in each other's lives.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      She hates being touched, just like a real human would hate being touched by strangers all day. I want to buy and emancipate her.

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      • SmokeEverything
        6 years ago

        Sneak over there at night and break her free. The two of you can begin your lives together running off into the night. Pretty sure petting zoos arent suppose to have deers anyway.

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    6 years ago

    It's an animal. No, it's not normal.

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  • Yikes12
    6 years ago

    You said she had a sexy body. That is sexual attraction. Get help.

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  • NashamaTheWeird
    6 years ago

    No it's not normal to be sexually attracted to an animal. I don't understand how so many people seem to think it is.

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