I'm going to start a business

Anyways, you see used car businesses, used computers, used cell phones, used everything. But for some reason you don't see that many used sex toys? Honestly, I have no idea why this is, but I think I could start a highly successful business selling used anal beads!

I'd buy them for like 25% of their original market value and sell them for like 50% of what they'd be worth new! I feel like I'm tapping into a totally new market and could very well become a multi millionaire from this brilliant venture. Hope nobody goes stealing my idea.

I'm thinking I'll open a store and call it the used anal beads emporium. And it'd be the only one on the planet, no competition! I'm going to be rich!

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  • Solid, grade-A business planning right there... Why didn't I think of this???

    Oh yeah, cause nobody wants used sex toys that have been up the various holes of various individuals.

    Why stop at sex toys tho, maybe you could throw in some used tooth brushes and some used tissues for extra nastiness.

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    • 😂

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    • you like to whack off to cars too much to start a sex toy business.

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      • No, although it has been a dream of mine to get a blowjob from my girlfriend, while I'm driving. Sadly no woman I've been with has wanted to do that.

        Anyway, I'm not interested in a sex toy business... But a Balkan style night club with a small, exclusive brothel on the side is a pretty good idea...

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  • Mediocre troll.

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  • Yup. Fuckin genius, you are. Well done. No, no one is laughing at you.

    That wasn't a lie. No one is laughing at you. And certainly not with you.

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  • Yo dawg for reals I wouldn't even be comfortable using a good friends dildo let alone a strangers. Hellit could be soaked in bleach and I would still be like nope.

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  • First, do not call our products "used". Call them "previously enjoyed". Or maybe "previously loved".

    You could have photos of really sexy women and say, "Our products are hand-picked from only the choiciest rectums and birth canals".

    If you sell Trojan Magnum condoms, you could say "and for customers with exceptionally large penises, we feature Trojan Magnums"

    Maybe you could set up a booth at a flea market and call it "The glory hole". You could have a "try before you buy" program.


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  • No. I wouldn't buy used sex toys.

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  • Could genuinely work tho

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  • Won't work. People have enough anxiety attacks walking into a sex shop. Opening one of those shops would be like putting up a sign:

    Hey I'm a Cheap Whore who doesnt care if the last person who had this had AIDs and I completely trust each random employee not to fuck over my health in the future to save 30$!

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  • Sounds great, good luck!

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  • youre going to spread diseases op,i highly doubt this is even legal,get a better idea so I can steal it lol

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  • Squeeze out used tampons and use it as red paint.. I call this color, essence of lady red.

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  • Hilarious

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  • Used products are great for many things but I don't think to many people would pay for used anal bead that have been up who knows how may butt holes. It's a creative idea but I just don't think the market is to big for used sex toys.

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