I'm extremely dirty, i like to smell bad

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Greetings fellow IINgoer's, I come to you today with very solemn news. I have taken on the deep responsibility of becoming a productive citizen in this time of dire need. I have attempted to initiate coitus but was quickly turned down by both men, women and transsexuals. The rejections were so brutal, I cried myself to sleep because this one girl even took the liberty of kicking me in then balls and saying "you don't deserve children you worthless fool". What should I do with my life.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago | pl

    For some reason I pictured Mandark's voice from Dexter's Lab when I was reading your post.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    Do what you want, but dont expext everyone to approve.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago | pl

    Just reading this makes me want to take a shower or bath.

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  • georgewoods
    9 years ago | pl

    sniff your winkle

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  • stinkyslob13
    7 years ago | pl

    Whoever chose you need mental help are the ones who need to help. The stink is your natural odor that you are meant to wear. You should be proud to be stinking to high heaven. The stinkier, the prouder, i say. As long as you live a healthy life then you are good. Do not worry. Someone out there will accept you for how you smell and maybe even share your likes for stink. I love stink.

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  • ImBobMonkhouse
    9 years ago | pl

    scratch your horrid stench ridden asshole and give them fingers a sniff

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago | pl

    Wipe your teeth with a paper towel. Be proud of your diseased mind.

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