I'm disgusted with my girlfriend.

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I am repulsed by my girlfriend. So much so that I can't even stand being in her presence. I just think it's time for me and her to break up. About a week ago, my girlfriend did the most disgusting thing any girl could ever do. She went to the bathroom and took the most biggest and foul smelling shit ever. It was so strong and smelled so bad that I could smell it all the way from the bedroom. That grossed me out and was a massive turn off. And on top of that, she ended up clogging my goddamn toilet! She has some fucking nerve taking a shit that smells that horrible and then leaving ME to unclog the toilet. We've been together for three years and she just destroys everything we built? I just can't sleep in the bed knowing I'm with a woman that takes the most disgusting smelling shits. It's time we break up.

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Wryladradofft

1 year ago | pl

Fake story. Everyone knows women don't poop. Fucking idiot

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  No woman I have ever been with took a shit that smelled that bad.
  
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IssaKhalifa

1 year ago

bro this happens to everyone at some point. your a bitch for that.

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davidzztop

1 year ago

Dump her……

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  1 year ago
  
  Oh, I plan on it.
  
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newnormal

1 year ago

My gf shits cotton candy, vanilla ice cream or hot chocolate. You're right to break up with someone that shits like that. She maybe an alien or some sort of disgusting create we see in the movies. Just kill her and bury her somewhere.

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notmyrealname123

1 year ago

run away. she must be cheating to poop that stinky.

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hauntedbysandwiches

1 year ago

Lol troll???

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- Somenormie
  
  1 year ago
  
  Exactly my thoughts. It most definitely is a troll.
  
  To me it sounds like over exaggeration just to further the narrative.
  
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Grunewald

1 year ago

Dump her if you want but it sounds like she 'dumped' first.

Honestly if you can't discuss domestic issues civilly from the 3-year mark she might be better off cutting her losses.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  The only way to deal with this is to break up with her. I just can't be with a woman like that. Disgusting.
  
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profanity

1 year ago

Tell her to get her own toilet, or poop in the woods.

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lostsole69

1 year ago

Theirs nothing wrong with that we all do it but if she disgusts you so badly send her my way I love a girl that can do that. And will love her every bowl movement

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  You must be one of those scat lovers that like to eat shit. A repulsive goofball like you would be perfect for her. You can have her.
  
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ElysianGod

1 year ago

I hope she shits in your bed next

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- 1WeirdGuy
  
  1 year ago
  
  Shes gonna amber turd
  
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  - profanity
    
    1 year ago
    
    lmao
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Why don't you have her shit in your bed then? You want her? You can have her.
  
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  - ElysianGod
    
    1 year ago
    
    She wouldn't shit in my bed because I wouldn't complain about her smelly turds. Like maybe she just had something bad that upset her stomach. So yeah let me get at your girl, tell her she can make shit pies in my toilet all day long.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      But if you want her to shit in a bed so bad why don't you have her do it in yours, you weirdo? She's yours. You're both weird.
      
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Tinybird

1 year ago

That's why you don't date humans. Because humans are foul creatures that shit and piss and vomit and do all kinds of other gross stuff.

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kikilizzo

1 year ago

People poop. Sorry to burst your bubble but yes, even women! Woaahh, right? So crazy :o
Yeah you should break up with her so she can find somebody who lives in reality. You are clearly not mature enough to be in a relationship.
It's a shame if she clogged your toilet but that's clearly not your main issue here. It's also not something that makes you lose your interest in someone unless you never had any.

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- SkullsNRoses
  
  1 year ago
  
  OP sounds like a shitty boyfriend, she should *dump* him if you get what I mean.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  So you're telling me that you also take disgusting smelling shits like my girlfriend? Disgusting. If you think that's normal and okay, you obviously don't live in reality! No girl should be taking shits that smell that foul. If your shit makes the bathroom smell like a farm, shame on you.
  
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  - kikilizzo
    
    1 year ago
    
    Probably. Shit smells different each time depending on what you ate. Not much to do about it. You are just immature.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      What a fucking weirdo. Not normal.
      
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1234tellmethatyoulovememore

1 year ago

Get a blow up doll if you want a woman who doesn't poop.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  No woman I have ever been with took shits that smelled as bad as my girlfriend's did.
  
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  - 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
    
    1 year ago
    
    I think the bigger issue is she didn't make sure the toilet was unclogged afterwards, that's pretty gross. I would make my fiance get up and unclog it if he did that to me.
    
    If you're posting about breaking up, I don't think this is the only issue. Stinking up the bathroom once and clogging the toilet isn't what causes people to break up. It's just the straw that breaks the camel's back. I'm sure there's other reasons you want to break up as well and it's probably time to.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      Everything was great up until she had the nerve to make the whole bathroom smell god awful and clog up the toilet. Disgusting.
      
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Somenormie

1 year ago

Fucking get over it numbnuts.

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  1 year ago
  
  If your girlfriend were to take shits that smell that bad, you would stay with her? You're crazy.
  
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  - Somenormie
    
    1 year ago
    
    if i had a girlfriend i wouldn't even care since it is a little to care issue it is you're just a clown a big clown at that, if you can't get over it you have issues
    
    i like how everyone just downvoted my comment it is very evident that you and other people just don't want the truth
    
    you seem pathetically petty if you're going to break up over this, no one i know who is in a relationship would care if their girlfriend took a smelly crap or would even break up over this.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      I didn't downvote your comment, sherlock. And what a fucking weirdo. You're telling me you'd be okay with your girlfriend taking a horse shit that stinks up the whole bathroom? What a fucking weirdo. Clearly you have some issues you need to work on. You're abnormal, you degenerate.
      
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      - Somenormie
        
        1 year ago
        
        Also you have issues not me
        
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        1 year ago
        
        You're defending a woman taking smelly shits. You have issues, freakazoid.
        
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      - Somenormie
        
        1 year ago
        
        Here we go again you 🤡
        
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        1 year ago
        
        You're a clown for thinking that a woman taking shits like that is normal and anything but disgusting. You need help.
        
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trexagireve

1 year ago

You deserve a favesitting from your girl with shitting down your throat

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  1 year ago
  
  Keep your disgusting fantasies to yourself.
  
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RoseIsabella

1 year ago

Maybe Amber Heard broke into your home for the sake of leaving a grumpy in your porcelain throne? Next time she will poop in your bed, and blame it on a tiny dog.

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Ligeia

1 year ago

Tell her to get more fiber in her diet.

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1WeirdGuy

1 year ago

Reminds me my mom's bestfriends daughter who became my mom's drinking friend. She was only in her 20s and decently attractive and would come over every night after work for a few beers and she'd always start the visit by going into the bathroom which was right next to my room and she'd drop the stinkiest alpha turd known to man EVERY NIGHT and would destroy the whole house with no shame. It was the same time too. I'd hear the bathroom door shut at 7pm and I'd go ahead and open a window.

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jethro

1 year ago

I'll take her. I've destroyed a few bathrooms in my day. It's normal.

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I'm disgusted with my girlfriend.