I'm bestowing myself with Honorary Degrees and titles. IIN?

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  • It's astounding, time is fleeting
    Madness takes its toll
    But listen closely, not for very much longer
    I've got to keep control

    I remember doing the Time Warp
    Drinking those moments when
    The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
    Let's do the time warp again...
    Let's do the time warp again!

    It's just a jump to the left
    And then a step to the right
    With your hands on your hips
    You bring your knees in tight
    But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
    Let's do the Time Warp again!

    It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
    So you can't see me, no not at all
    In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
    Well-secluded, I see all
    With a bit of a mind flip
    You're there in the time slip
    And nothing can ever be the same
    You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
    Let's do the Time Warp again!

    Oh, oops, did I get my time travel device mixed up with my iPod again??

    Clever ruse, sir, but not clever enough!! You'll never get my secrets, and any peon out there in the universe who wishes to challenge me may do so directly by visiting me here in my lair. You and I both know there's no one out there who dares (or is able) to challenge the HNIC.

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    • Dear (Now Diminished) "Amateur of the Universe" HNIC:

      I would be very careful if I were you, as to who you are calling a "peon". They have informed me that they will visit you in your lair. They have also asked me to inform you that they regard you as a "slow, stupid human creature". Dare they will, they will challenge you, and there is virtually nothing you can do, except vacating your lair and never returning.
      Furthermore, the lyrics that you have cited, from the song "The Time Warp", from the 1973 musical "The Rocky Horror Show" and later adapted (1975) to the film "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", should have been credited to the composer, Richard O'Brien. It seems that you do not even have a knowledge of the music universe, let alone the actual Universe.

      Your humble and Enlightened (now distancing myself from you) fellow human,
      suckonthis9.

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      • I waited up all night, they didn't show. Title retained!

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        • I had not said that they would do it tonight.
          They could do it at any time in the future, as long as you're in your lair.
          You have invited them.

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