I'm bestowing myself with Honorary Degrees and titles. IIN?

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  • Dear all-encompassing HNIC:

    This "Master of the Universe", is quite a claim.
    I think that there might be Very Highly Advanced Technological Civilisations (VHATC's) elsewhere in the Universe, that might take exception to this claim.
    They have no qualms with you regarding this declaration, however, they inform me that in order to be a "Master of the Universe", one first needs to understand the Universe. For this reason, they humbly make a request for all your knowledge regarding the Universe, and that you should share this knowledge with others on this web post.
    Furthermore, they have informed me that it is Unethical for a creature to have a desire to rule a planet or the Universe, according to their accepted practices. They will, however, waive this, should you be able to prove that you have greater knowledge of the Universe than they.

    Your humble and Enlightened fellow human,
    suckonthis9.

    Post Script: Please provide information as to how time travel is possible, both towards the past and towards the future.

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    • It's astounding, time is fleeting
      Madness takes its toll
      But listen closely, not for very much longer
      I've got to keep control

      I remember doing the Time Warp
      Drinking those moments when
      The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
      Let's do the time warp again...
      Let's do the time warp again!

      It's just a jump to the left
      And then a step to the right
      With your hands on your hips
      You bring your knees in tight
      But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
      Let's do the Time Warp again!

      It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
      So you can't see me, no not at all
      In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
      Well-secluded, I see all
      With a bit of a mind flip
      You're there in the time slip
      And nothing can ever be the same
      You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
      Let's do the Time Warp again!

      Oh, oops, did I get my time travel device mixed up with my iPod again??

      Clever ruse, sir, but not clever enough!! You'll never get my secrets, and any peon out there in the universe who wishes to challenge me may do so directly by visiting me here in my lair. You and I both know there's no one out there who dares (or is able) to challenge the HNIC.

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      • Dear (Now Diminished) "Amateur of the Universe" HNIC:

        I would be very careful if I were you, as to who you are calling a "peon". They have informed me that they will visit you in your lair. They have also asked me to inform you that they regard you as a "slow, stupid human creature". Dare they will, they will challenge you, and there is virtually nothing you can do, except vacating your lair and never returning.
        Furthermore, the lyrics that you have cited, from the song "The Time Warp", from the 1973 musical "The Rocky Horror Show" and later adapted (1975) to the film "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", should have been credited to the composer, Richard O'Brien. It seems that you do not even have a knowledge of the music universe, let alone the actual Universe.

        Your humble and Enlightened (now distancing myself from you) fellow human,
        suckonthis9.

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        • I waited up all night, they didn't show. Title retained!

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          • I had not said that they would do it tonight.
            They could do it at any time in the future, as long as you're in your lair.
            You have invited them.

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