I'm being sneaky, sneaky, sneaky. it's so much fun.
I found this out of the way dive bar where nobody I know would ever go. So I'm unknown there. The place is full of bar flies! I love it. I give my wife some lame ass excuse to disappear for a few hours at night so I can hang out there. Well tonight I've decided to snatch one of these bar sluts and fuck her in this sleazy motel that is also out of the way. This sneaky shit is a turn on. Just some fun to add some much needed spice to my getting boring marriage. My boring job. My boring life. Isn't this normal?