I'm a security guard and jerk off to the dressing room cameras

Ill jerk off to you when they put you in jail and how I imagine you being turned out.

What dressing room has a camera in it?! If anyone in Europe did that, you could sue them dry and get an early retirement from the damages compensation...

Where are you? I want to go to wherever you are, show you my gentleman's sausage and then sue you and your company for emotional scarring, sexual assault, psychological trauma, night terrors, PTSD, heartburn and everything else, so I can buy more cars.

Before boarding an airplane, everyone gets their crotch monitored for explosives by security perverts looking thru special cameras. You're just a 21st century creepster. Long ago, priests masturbated while listening to penitents confess their dirty thoughts and deeds.

what the hell man

I used to be a security officer and i can guarantee you there's no cameras in fitting rooms. Unless you installed said cameras. Cameras watching fitting rooms yes but cameras in them is a huge no no and completely unnessicary.

Wow, you're a pathetic loser.
I sincerely hope you lose your job and get jumped in the streets, worthless men like you are the reason I don't use dressing rooms.

Yeah, figures. Sounds fun, but you know it's not right, even if what they don't know won't hurt them.

I don't change in dressing rooms with cameras, hell, I avoid using dressing rooms almost entirely.

I don't want someone judging my body.

Hahahahhahahahhahahha. I vote this most hilarious title to an is it normal post ever! Can't stop laughing sorry mate. It's hilarious and surprising what horny people will do with the opportunities they have. It's quite creepy on one hand, but on another hand, props to you for figuring out this method haha.