I'm a poo artist

I'm an artist and I use my poo to make beautiful art for friends and family. It gets coated in clear acrylic varnish so there's no smell, they think it's fake! I also paint over it. People have my shit hanging on their walls.

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25% Normal
Based on 36 votes (9 yes)
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Comments ( 11 )
  • LornaMae

    🎶 I am so hardcore
    I sell my crap and people ask for more...
    Call me re-vo-lu-tionaire
    I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire.
    What I do, is called art-shit.🎶

    Lick lick lick my art-tit
    Suck suck suck my art-hole

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    • sissycakes

      lol. nice poem

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  • paracetamol

    Eat a load of junk food, take a shitload of laxatives, point your behind to your canvas, and go boom boom. Instant spray painting. Just wait they will acknowledge ur talents one day.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Let them do a taste test to prove it's real

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  • Tato

    Those who say it's fake are clueless in the arts of the ready-made.
    I'd like to view your art, and maybe even make a purchase. What's your deviantArt page?

    Just wanted to add, I voted not normal, because not many people can do that.
    You are unique.

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  • IrishPotato

    ...I want to see this.

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  • Yobrepaid

    Why is this question in "Family" and not "Art"?

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  • MrsEdGein

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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  • Itsnotnormaltrustme

    No offense but fuck no

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  • lordofopinions

    Discussing!

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  • Ummitsstillme

    You sir are a modern day Michaelangelo. Your work belongs on the walls of museums, not some peasant's living room.

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