I'm a 30 y/o fat, unemployed, virgin living in my mom's basement.

Life begins at 30 ;)

But you're on your way to being a basement dweller.

And if you read my comment I said MOST not ALL.

Much like your basement... if you're rock bottom - there is only one direction and that is going UP!

All in good timing I say. Just remember shit won't be served to you on a silver platter, if you want out, get out and do it!

I apply for work, I pursue many creative and economic interests. I am an MBA/JD (I was in school until age 27.) I've climbed the corporate ladder before, up to COO, but I was fired from that job. So I moved from that job in Cape Cod back home to Ohio. I have an interview for a director position in a few days. Part of the reason I described myself in the way I did, without any of the positives, was to see what assumptions people make. Seems like you've made quite a few. I will quite soon be back to living well.

you just think she does not, well fat ass, I am ten years older than you and I just threw one of my sons out for eating more each day without a job. Flip burgers, sweep floors, they are always hiring at a car wash. that will help you loose some weight. You sound like the wife's sister son. He got a job pushing a parts cart in a car plant, He has a collage degree but is lazy as shit sun tanning. He was told to get out or get a job and take the first one that said you got the job. He sweated his ass off and went from two ninety six to one ninety six in four months. His dad told him you get fired you don't come telling me. find a place in the woods to live, cause your are not living here, the job just take pushing a fucking cart eight hours a day following a frigging line painted on the floor. Do you hear me!!!!

Are you trying to get a job?

Don't you have one million in index ETFs yet? If not, you are not living up to the expectations of an MBA.

;)

Hahaha. Now you're just flattering me. Some folks round here think I'm mean and judgemental, but oh well.
;-)

Would a little more rent, bills, asshole housemates be nice. Your lucky dude, you should think of ways you could make mom's life easier so she'll be happy to let you live there.

Sorry to hear that.
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next you will be asking for handout to feed you fucking fatass

There's a website called SlutHate ... Highly Recommended, that site is loaded with people like you ---)

omfg lol

if you were skinny you could self serve yourself a hummer. fatass, then you could say you had gotten a BJ any way it is better than by hand.