I'm 83 and still diddle myself

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Most of my friends who are still alive stopped getting hard a long time ago. Is it normal that I still like to unzip my trousers, pull out my old man penis and ejaculate in a moist towelette at least once a day?

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  • EnglishLad
    4 years ago | pl

    I always thought "diddling" was antequated slang for female masturbation, not masturbation generally.

    Seems I was wrong.

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    • Nicole20
      4 years ago | pl

      Yes thats what diddling is but the man is 83. Give him a break. He can get hard at 83!!. I doubt ill live til 60.

      Anyway maybe it was different in the 60's

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    • Meowypowers
      4 years ago | pl

      I think you are right lol

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago | pl

    I can imagine 83 year old men going to a high class website like this to ask if their whack-off ability is normal.

    MMMMaybe not.

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  • CozmoWank
    4 years ago | pl

    Get rid of the towelette and ejaculate into an 18yr old vaginette.

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    • RoseIsabella
      4 years ago | pl

      That's seriously fucked up, any 18 year old would sleep with someone old enough to be her great-grandfather would have to be seriously messed up in the head. That's really messed up!

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      • leggs91200
        4 years ago | pl

        Anna Nicole Smith did that.

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      • CozmoWank
        4 years ago | pl

        What if he puts on a red bathrobe and has her call him "Hef"?
        : )

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago | pl

          No, I fucking hate that guy. You know he gave all those poor bimbos Quaaludes to get them to sleep with his nasty ass. Nothing special about him. He's not unlike Bill Cosby.

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          • raisinbran
            4 years ago | pl

            They all made a conscious decision to sleep with him. Bill Cosby's an actual rapist.

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            • RoseIsabella
              4 years ago | pl

              Well, it's my understanding that Hefner offered them drugs where as Cosby slipped them drugs. Yes, Cosby is an actual rapist, but Cosby and Hugh Hefner are actual scumbags.

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          • leggs91200
            4 years ago | pl

            Without even knowing what you look like i can still imagine the look of disgust on your face as you say that.

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    • Indigo1
      4 years ago | pl

      LMAO

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  • SeekNPlay
    4 years ago | pl

    83 and still jacking off!!? Wow you give me hope that I can still jack off for a long time. I’m only 21 so I have much more nuts to be busted!

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  • DaddySaidStayAwayFromJuliet
    4 years ago | pl

    It depends. If you look like Stan Lee, then no you’re nasty AF, if you look like Steven Tyler, pls DM me I want pics 😂

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  • Nicole20
    4 years ago | pl

    If it still works have fun with it. Maybe meet an older gal and enjoy each other

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago | pl

      Not necessarily a younger gal....if I meet an 83 year old that can still use it, I’ll help him out!

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  • chuy
    4 years ago | pl

    I thought that wouldn't be posible at that age anymore. Unless there's some kind of pills involved in the mix lol.

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  • Meowypowers
    4 years ago | pl

    Diddly dondiddly don't no judgement. Diddly

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