When I am riding in the van sometimes I open the side door and stick this broom out the door and make a rowing motion as if I'm rowing the van around the parking lot. It looks funny, trust me. People are always looking at me doing that and either cracking up or thinking I'm going to slap them with my oar.
I put blue kool aid in a plain plastic spray bottle and walk down the sidewalk spraying it into my mouth. People think it's windex. Sometimes for effect I will bring along a rag or paper towel and make like I'm cleaning something and then give myself a little spritz. That also works on neighbors or parents or anyone really. If you never tell anyone what you're up to they'll never guess.
There's this craft store and I go in there on this aisle with these cherub looking porcelain figures that are about the size of a newborn baby. They just so happen to be in a seated position with legs crossed. Ever so conveniently on the next aisle is this fake Spanish moss. I grab a chunk of the Spanish moss and put it in the lap of the cherub and it totally looks like a mass of pubes.
I'm the person who makes fake grocery lists and leaves them at the store, there's a poll about it on here, that was me.
Eh it's hard to think of all the stuff I do, I get a major brain fart sometimes. Let me relax and think on it and I'll report back some more. That should be enough to occupy you for a while, though, right?
A lot of the stuff is also spur of the moment things that just happen to be do-able, so I forget a lot of stuff. I make jokes all the time to the store clerks, I usually manage to get them going. I just think, I couldn't do that job, standing there all day dealing with rude fucks, so I try my best to make their day better and easier however I can.
I love to make random people laugh.IIN?
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When I am riding in the van sometimes I open the side door and stick this broom out the door and make a rowing motion as if I'm rowing the van around the parking lot. It looks funny, trust me. People are always looking at me doing that and either cracking up or thinking I'm going to slap them with my oar.
I put blue kool aid in a plain plastic spray bottle and walk down the sidewalk spraying it into my mouth. People think it's windex. Sometimes for effect I will bring along a rag or paper towel and make like I'm cleaning something and then give myself a little spritz. That also works on neighbors or parents or anyone really. If you never tell anyone what you're up to they'll never guess.
There's this craft store and I go in there on this aisle with these cherub looking porcelain figures that are about the size of a newborn baby. They just so happen to be in a seated position with legs crossed. Ever so conveniently on the next aisle is this fake Spanish moss. I grab a chunk of the Spanish moss and put it in the lap of the cherub and it totally looks like a mass of pubes.
I'm the person who makes fake grocery lists and leaves them at the store, there's a poll about it on here, that was me.
Eh it's hard to think of all the stuff I do, I get a major brain fart sometimes. Let me relax and think on it and I'll report back some more. That should be enough to occupy you for a while, though, right?
A lot of the stuff is also spur of the moment things that just happen to be do-able, so I forget a lot of stuff. I make jokes all the time to the store clerks, I usually manage to get them going. I just think, I couldn't do that job, standing there all day dealing with rude fucks, so I try my best to make their day better and easier however I can.
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I have a van! I'm gonna have to do the oar thing. Haha! I also sufferf from major brain farts on a daily basis, but at least no stench oozes out ;)