I like to fart on my friends pillows

are you fucking retarded?

They may not be your friends for long. I know I certainly would not.

That's a very good use for your farts and i think its very normal and fun

What kind of sick little monkey are? Honestly wtf is with you.

Hey I almost flossed with one of his pubes so he ain't no

Lets hope you never get diarrhea

How would you feel if your friends just randomly dumped you?

No its not bloody well normal...