I like to drink candles

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One time I had this red candle and it was that nice kind of red and the smell was fruitpunch so I drank it trying to see if it would taste like it and it was good

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    If you drink a lot of them you’ll have to attach a wick to your head soon. Now won’t that seem silly.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Lies.

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    • vertata
      6 years ago

      truth

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      • [Old Memory]
        6 years ago

        Lies. His throat would have been covered in wax and probably died

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  • odilo_globotnik
    6 years ago

    Maybe the candle wax will stick to the insides of your stomach and intestines. And you won't be able to puke or shit it out. And you'll have to have surgery to remove it.

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  • Tiger1100
    6 years ago

    That can kill you.

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  • SammyStarts
    6 years ago

    That has to have some type of health effects or something.

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  • fakeaccount2
    6 years ago

    simpsons did it

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    • Dustyair
      6 years ago

      Those bastards get to do everything.

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    • Alichael
      6 years ago

      Yeh, the episode where Homer eats those hallucinating peppers, he drinks the candlewax so he can handle how spicy they were.

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      • fakeaccount2
        6 years ago

        Yep! That was a good episode, and I always thought it was cool how he drank the wax, didn't think til I was older that probably would hurt like hell, lol. Or maybe not according to this OP?

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        • Alichael
          6 years ago

          I guess according to the episode, the wax cooled and hardened the inside of his mouth and tongue so he couldn't taste the spicy peppers, and the wax didn't actually go down his throat.

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          • fakeaccount2
            6 years ago

            hahah that's right I just watched the clip after this

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            • Alichael
              6 years ago

              I liked Homer's whole hallucinating trip after that too, with the talking wolf and the weird desert landscape.

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  • barstool
    6 years ago

    I made a candle once by dripping different coloured wax into water and it swirled around and made a swirly candle. The nice man showed us all how to do it.
    But I don't think it's a good idea to drink them. And because not all red things taste the same (or other colour things they don't all taste the same either).
    Be careful with it.

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    6 years ago

    What are the options even for? Is it true that you like to drink candles?

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    • Alichael
      6 years ago

      I think the op meant to put if it's normal or not normal to drink candle wax. Don't know why he made it yes or no.

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      • Ellenna
        6 years ago

        All that candle wax has affected OP's brain

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        • Alichael
          6 years ago

          😂

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