I like to choke guys during sex

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    That would be awkward. "Can I choke you?" "I'm going to choke you now."

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago | pl

      She could ease into it by bringing up fetishes.

      Example:

      Her: So, Dan, since we are about to have passionate sex, I thought that it would be nice to talk about our fetishes. You know, to help spice things up…. *looks at Dan with big curious eyes*

      Dan: Well… I do have a few, but they are a little "weird" …

      Her: That's okay. There's no need to worry. I'm not going to judge you, kick you out of my house and then quickly call the police after you tell me. After all, I'm into some pretty weird shit too.

      Dan: *chuckles awkwardly* Well, we wouldn't want that, now would we? Okay. I really like it when women smear pasta with red sauce, especially canned pasta, all over themselves.

      Her: *Thinks to herself: What the fuck?!* Fair enough. It's a little unusual,but I'm fine with it… *takes a deep breath* I'm into choking guys during sex and this is the first time that I've ever told the guy before having sex, because, I really enjoy taking my men by surprise.

      Dan: *Eyes wide* Um…

      (To be continued…)

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago | pl

      ROTFLMAO! Awkward yet creepy.

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