I like to beat off. so what?

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As a twice divorced single male, I've found great satisfaction in beating off. Usually alone in my living room, sitting in my most comfortable chair, watching porn DVDS. One of my ex's have told some friends and family members about this as a form of revenge to bring me shame. The fact of the matter is that now I am bummed out because people I care about know about this thing of mine, that I've always kept private with the exception of my two ex wives. I used to beat off in front of them. So should or should I not feel shame? I really think that beating off is very normal. Isn't it? And maybe I should start telling everybody a few private things about my ex? Maybe enhance things a bit with added lies? I mean, revenge is a motherfucker, right?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Doesn't everybody do that? It's just a natural body function. Only some extremist religious nut would think it's bad.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    What are you telling me for? I certainly don't care.

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      Amen to that!

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    DVD's???? you have the internet. pornhub, xnxx, xhamster ect.

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  • gashlover
    9 years ago

    she's really immature

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    It's only normal if you play "Beat It" while you beat off.

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    Whats the big deal? Every man does this, it's hardly some big revenge thing. Are you a devout Christian or something?

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    So what? Why do you feel the need to tell everyone, you didn't ask if a certain something is or isn't normal. Sounds like youre just gloating over being, literally, a wanker.

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  • TheChakraMantra
    9 years ago

    Why would this come as a shock to anyone? Pretty much everyone on this planet masturbates. Probably aliens on other planets do it too.

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    You may wack your willy as much as you want, it belongs to you and you are in a position to do as you please.

    The Bible says an eye for an eye, but i would warn you against such feelings...ex lovers should remain just that. don`t go fucking with them as it will only bring you pain.

    Ignore them, get rid of your stash of DVD`s and surf the net for some relevant porn to get you off...happy wanking!

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Just cause these two chicks were dumb enough to marry you doesn't mean they wanted to see you fap it out in the lazy boy to porn in the middle of the living room. I'm a two time divorcée and grateful that neither of my ex husbands acted like that with me when we were married. A generally good rule of thumb is to not do anything you would be ashamed of people finding out about.

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Your ex is a bitch for revealing private info like that. Feel free to inform others of her private kinks & feel free to embellish. (Like remember when she confided in you about the time she experimented with her dog/cat/lizard/ferret and some peanut butter?)

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  • Stwomey
    9 years ago

    Ya get revenge it feels great

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