I like stretching my butt hole

I dunno but if you eat and eat and eat and eat, you will not only stretch your butthole, but also stretch your whole butt.

You're just a butt slut. Slide a butt plug in and go shopping. You will feel it sliding around while you walk thru the mall.

Try prison maybe

try a potted cactus...It will be most memorable. :/

Bottom

Butt plunges? Have you tried them? Probably, much safer than what you've been trying. Just try to clean yourself out, either by enema or a laxative before you engage in this activity. Otherwise, you risk making a terrible mess.