I like starting fires

Every kid has burned ants with a magnifying glass on hot sunny days. Ever since then I have enjoyed fire and burning things. One time me and my family were camping and I saw a stupid bird fly straight into a fire. It was awesome watching it screaming and trying to fly away but knowing its wing was coming off and his flesh was turning black and dusty. My grandfather was a chain smoker and I always wanted to touch his lighter. One day I was at my grandparents house wanted to try it out but couldn't find his cigarettes or his lighter. But I saw him light up a cigarette with a match once and there was a box of matches in a corner. I flicked it against the gray area and the match lit up with a tiny flame. All of a sudden I heard my mom call me and I dropped the match and his floor was all carpet. It didn't burn down the whole house but it caused some serious damage to their bedroom which I thought was pretty funny.

Like yin and yang, I also like freezing things. I filled up a plastic container with water and then put a Lego guy inside and then put the container in the freezer for a week. The poor guy was stuck in the ice it was so funny. I'm also fascinated by blindness and deafness. When I was young someone told me that if you make a person stare directly at the sun for a long time, they will go blind. And if you force someone to listen to extremely loud sound or music for a long time, they will go deaf. I like the idea that people who lose one of their six senses adapt to their surroundings and compensate for the deficit. Drowning is also something I'm interested in, the fact that when someone drowns their lungs basically fill up with water.

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Comments ( 12 )
  • richardbturgid

    Normal behavior for a sociopath ...

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  • zenji

    I don't know how old you are, but lots of young and adolescent boys go through a fire fascination stage, and like to start fires. Only you know if you're a problem in the making. The trick will be finding people who will not be assholes and just tell you what safe outlets are available to you. You're brave to bring this up, and PLEASE find people who you can be completely open and honest with , without puritanical judgmental bullshit to add to your already substantial weight of worry. I'm proud of you for bringing it up, ignore the knee jerk unempathetic trolls. BUT, find safe and helpful solutions ;) <3

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  • hiddenhands

    you seem like a horrible person

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  • TheAnarkyOfLife

    Destruction must be an appeal to you.
    And sometimes destruction is the only way to solve a problem.

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  • Cheese123

    How would you like itmif you fell into a fire and a bird laughed at you? Truly.

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  • peterr

    My wife is blind. Nothing funny about it.

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  • Avant-Garde

    No. Did you ever make a "butt inferno" (or, perhaps, some call it a "fart inferno")?

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  • DragonQueen

    My brother and I used to make caterpillar stew. Im ashamed too. I hope the poor creatures forgive us.

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  • IncludedSos

    I feel the same exact way! I've no idea why you're getting such a negative response :(

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    • Jujudog

      I've no idea why nobody has asked the most pertinent question. What's about Lego guy? Did he survive?

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  • andiforoncedonthatehumans

    No not every kid used to burn ants with a magnifying glass.I used to make dirt hills and impale every bug i found pretending i was Vlad Dracula.Yes im ashamed of those acts,im pretty sure the bugs hope hell exists and there is a place for me there :(

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    • DragonQueen

      Don't worry, You'll be in the Dragon Realm, and all will be just peachy! The bugs will be reincarnated. And they'll have their revenge on us.

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